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Florida vampire to run for president
WTSP ^ | 3.15.10

Posted on 03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT by Perdogg

Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.

Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 2012election; election2012; floriduh; jonathonsharkey; napl; sharkey2012; vampire
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1 posted on 03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT by Perdogg
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To: Bender2; Impy; dfwgator; fieldmarshaldj

ping


2 posted on 03/15/2010 3:06:32 PM PDT by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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To: Perdogg

Better than some of the Blood Suckers we have in Washington DC now.........Or “Cork” soakers.....LOL


3 posted on 03/15/2010 3:07:19 PM PDT by jakerobins
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To: Slings and Arrows

/mark


4 posted on 03/15/2010 3:07:28 PM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: Perdogg
the nation's first vampire president.

Wouldn't that be Baracula, sucking the lifeblood out of this nation?

5 posted on 03/15/2010 3:08:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Perdogg

def a bloodsucker.


6 posted on 03/15/2010 3:08:28 PM PDT by Pavegunner72
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To: Perdogg

His run for office really sucks....or maybe it just bites....

Either way, he can only campaign at night.....


7 posted on 03/15/2010 3:09:07 PM PDT by nevergore ("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
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To: Perdogg

Didn’t he run for congress in Minnesota a few years back?


8 posted on 03/15/2010 3:11:06 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
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To: Perdogg

Heck this beats what we have now. Also, I’d rather have Vampirella for FLOTUS than the Wookie.


9 posted on 03/15/2010 3:11:36 PM PDT by eartotheground
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To: Perdogg

not cute enough to be vampire.


10 posted on 03/15/2010 3:12:31 PM PDT by gussiefinknottle (woof!woof!woof!)
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To: Perdogg

I didn’t think it was physically possible but this story both sux and blows at the same time.


11 posted on 03/15/2010 3:13:26 PM PDT by Mr. K (This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
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To: eartotheground

let’s take a poll!!!!

Obambi or the Vampyre!!!

FOX NEWS should run it!!!! that would make great news this week and help derail obambicare


12 posted on 03/15/2010 3:14:41 PM PDT by Mr. K (This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
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To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Obviously he'll be running as a Democrat.


13 posted on 03/15/2010 3:14:52 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Cocoa Judas!)
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To: eartotheground
This is her facebook picture


14 posted on 03/15/2010 3:14:56 PM PDT by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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To: Perdogg

Does this mean we can get free blood transfusions under Obattacare?


15 posted on 03/15/2010 3:19:39 PM PDT by bunkerhill7
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To: Lazamataz; fieldmarshaldj

verdict?


16 posted on 03/15/2010 3:20:28 PM PDT by Perdogg ("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
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To: Perdogg

snog


17 posted on 03/15/2010 3:25:49 PM PDT by cake_crumb (RR on ObieCare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdLpem-AAs&feature=player_embedded#)
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To: Slings and Arrows

No, he’s running as a Republican. ROFL video at the link in the OP.


18 posted on 03/15/2010 3:26:44 PM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: gussiefinknottle

I guess he forgot that vampires are preternaturally cute. Sniff... He doesn’t pass the cute-enough smell test.


19 posted on 03/15/2010 3:28:05 PM PDT by TheOldLady ("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
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To: TheOldLady

yes, he could not fool me!


20 posted on 03/15/2010 3:29:45 PM PDT by gussiefinknottle (woof!woof!woof!)
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