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Florida vampire to run for president
WTSP ^
| 3.15.10
Posted on 03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT by Perdogg
Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.
Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre.
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 2012election; election2012; floriduh; jonathonsharkey; napl; sharkey2012; vampire
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:05:54 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
To: Bender2; Impy; dfwgator; fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:06:32 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
To: Perdogg
Better than some of the Blood Suckers we have in Washington DC now.........Or “Cork” soakers.....LOL
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:07:28 PM PDT
by
KoRn
(Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
To: Perdogg
the nation's first vampire president. Wouldn't that be Baracula, sucking the lifeblood out of this nation?
To: Perdogg
To: Perdogg
His run for office really sucks....or maybe it just bites....
Either way, he can only campaign at night.....
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:09:07 PM PDT
by
nevergore
("It could be that the purpose of my life is simply to serve as a warning to others.")
To: Perdogg
Didn’t he run for congress in Minnesota a few years back?
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:11:06 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: Perdogg
Heck this beats what we have now. Also, I’d rather have Vampirella for FLOTUS than the Wookie.
To: Perdogg
not cute enough to be vampire.
To: Perdogg
I didn’t think it was physically possible but this story both sux and blows at the same time.
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:13:26 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
To: eartotheground
let’s take a poll!!!!
Obambi or the Vampyre!!!
FOX NEWS should run it!!!! that would make great news this week and help derail obambicare
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:14:41 PM PDT
by
Mr. K
(This administration IS WEARING OUT MY CAPSLOCK KEY!)
To: KoRn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Obviously he'll be running as a Democrat.
To: eartotheground
This is her facebook picture
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:14:56 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
To: Perdogg
Does this mean we can get free blood transfusions under Obattacare?
To: Lazamataz; fieldmarshaldj
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:20:28 PM PDT
by
Perdogg
("Is that a bomb in your pants, or are you excited to come to America?")
To: Perdogg
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:25:49 PM PDT
by
cake_crumb
(RR on ObieCare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRdLpem-AAs&feature=player_embedded#)
To: Slings and Arrows
No, he’s running as a Republican. ROFL video at the link in the OP.
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:26:44 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
To: gussiefinknottle
I guess he forgot that vampires are preternaturally cute. Sniff... He doesn’t pass the cute-enough smell test.
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posted on
03/15/2010 3:28:05 PM PDT
by
TheOldLady
("The welfare of humanity is always the alibi of tyrants." -- Albert Camus)
To: TheOldLady
yes, he could not fool me!
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