Posted on 02/15/2010 6:05:04 PM PST by parsifal
My secret sources have discovered another bizarre twist in the ongoing Climategate scandal:
Breaking! Al Gore Demands Partial Recount of Climate Data
As the impact of the global warming scandal widens, Nobel Prize winner and long time spokesperson for the movement demanded a partial recount of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) data. In asking for the partial recount, Mr Gore asked that any data tending to show global cooling should be re-counted while data tending to show global warming be left as it is.
When asked whether this would tend to skew the data in favor of global warming, Mr. Gore explained, “There is no sense in us recounting data that is correct, We only need to recount the data that is clearly wrong.”
Mr. Gore has requested a manual recount of all climate data from selected points in the Sahara Desert of Africa, Tunisia, Mali, and Death Valley in California, USA. Further Mr. Gore has also called for additional temperature monitoring sites in these areas. Mr. Gore stated that these areas have been unfairly represented in the past due to their low population density.
As Mr. Gore said, “These areas are just as deserving of monitoring as the more populated areas of our world. The fair thing for us to do is put as many sites in Death Valley, and the Sahara, as there are in France. I am only calling for this recount as a matter of fairness to the empty and forsaken places of our planet.”
Mr. Gore has already dispatched several plane loads of attorneys and support staff to the IPCC headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland and Mr. Gore will be joining them soon by private jet.
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BUMP!
Look in the safe where Obama’s BC is kept.
Because it sure isn’t on the internet anymore.
Oops. Nevermind. I was wrong.
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LOL!
I’m waiting to hear his explanation for why we all were snowed on so heavily...including his home state of Tennessee.
Now that’s funny!
/rimshot!
thanks parsifal!
Oh, that’s an easy one. You see all the snow in the Himalayas got melted by the Global Warming, and the Coreolus Effect blowed it over here to fall on us. Whatever, it will take a while for them, and Al in particular, to get off this kick. I mean if we ain’t totally screwing up the planet, why should we drive teeny weeny little cars?
parsy
LOL! I was hoping someone would post that pic.
Thank you!
Will the recount take place in Chad?
Chad? Ouch!
parsy
Brilliant!
I understand that more weather stations will be located in Chad. A blue ribbon committee will be appointed to inspect the Chad data.
And, Chad is pretty warm. I think the French Foreign Legion trains there. Oh, Chad is just pregnant with opportunities for Gore!
parsy
Zinggggggg.
Karma zing, even. His prior bad acts come back to haunt him.
parsy, who will taunt Algore!
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