Shovel ready jobs.
Posted on 02/15/2010 6:05:04 PM PST by parsifal
My secret sources have discovered another bizarre twist in the ongoing Climategate scandal:
Breaking! Al Gore Demands Partial Recount of Climate Data
As the impact of the global warming scandal widens, Nobel Prize winner and long time spokesperson for the movement demanded a partial recount of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) data. In asking for the partial recount, Mr Gore asked that any data tending to show global cooling should be re-counted while data tending to show global warming be left as it is.
When asked whether this would tend to skew the data in favor of global warming, Mr. Gore explained, “There is no sense in us recounting data that is correct, We only need to recount the data that is clearly wrong.”
Mr. Gore has requested a manual recount of all climate data from selected points in the Sahara Desert of Africa, Tunisia, Mali, and Death Valley in California, USA. Further Mr. Gore has also called for additional temperature monitoring sites in these areas. Mr. Gore stated that these areas have been unfairly represented in the past due to their low population density.
As Mr. Gore said, “These areas are just as deserving of monitoring as the more populated areas of our world. The fair thing for us to do is put as many sites in Death Valley, and the Sahara, as there are in France. I am only calling for this recount as a matter of fairness to the empty and forsaken places of our planet.”
Mr. Gore has already dispatched several plane loads of attorneys and support staff to the IPCC headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland and Mr. Gore will be joining them soon by private jet.
parsy
That’s hysterical.
THEREFORE..., it’s also absolutely necessary for people to know the information in the following documentary. If there were simply one video that you could see and/or show people you know... this would be the one...
The following is an excellent video documentary on the so-called “Global Warming” I would recommend it to all FReepers. It’s a very well-made documentary.
“The Great Global Warming Swindle”
If you want to download it, via a BitTorrent site (using a BitTorrent client), you can get it at the following link. Information about BitTorrent protocol and BitTorrent clients and their comparison at these three links (in this sentence). Some additional BitTorrent information here and here.
Download it here...
http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3635222/The_Great_Global_Warming_Swindle
[This is a high-quality copy, of about a gigabyte in size. This link is the information about it, and you have to click the download link to get it on your BitTorrent client software. You'll also find users' comments here, too.]
It’s worth seeing and having for relatives, friends, neighbors and coworkers to see.
Also, see it online here...
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At WAGtv (a UK shop), but don't know about shipping. The price is reasonable, though.
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[And..., some information from WAGtv about this item.]
Also, in split parts on YouTube...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TqqWJugXzs
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The Great Global Warming Swindle (Part 3 of 9)
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The Great Global Warming Swindle (Part 5 of 9)
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The Great Global Warming Swindle (Part 6 of 9)
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The Great Global Warming Swindle (Part 7 of 9)
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The Great Global Warming Swindle (Part 8 of 9)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N9benJh3Lw
The Great Global Warming Swindle - Credits (Part 9 of 9)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_1ifP-ri58
ROTFLMAO! Did he request his recount from his secret headquarters above all of these noxious hydro-carbons, I hope?
Recently I saw a great cartoon on the Town Hall website showing the Wizard of Oz gang in front of the Great Oz who was saying “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain” and the scarecrow — wearing a hat labeled MSM — said “OK!”
Now I can’t find that cartoon.
If anyone has a link to that I would greatly, greatly appreciate it.
Or if you know the name of the cartoonist, that would be great, too.
Thanks.
Shovel ready jobs.
Now Al, let’s not get “snippy”.
I am sure his private jet is way above us all. With Perrier running thru the faucets and the onboard commodes.
parsy, who can’t stand the rascal
Heck, he was cheeky the first time, too. Only wanting to recount the Democrat counties. I remember that well.
parsy, who was here then
BTW, how did his last recount come out?
Only checks the boxes with “bad” data, How do we find the “good “ data?
barbra ann
Is that Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Maybe we need a “Sore Weatherman” sign.
parsy
He should install rectal thermometers in all the Polar bears!
And he should perform these tests personally.
No one else can be trusted with this critical mission!
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