State Of The Union DRINKING GAME! (for 18 and older)

01-26-10 | OrangeHoof

[OrangeHoof]

This should be easy. Imbibe your favorite adult beverage during the President's State Of The Union Address whenever one of the following events happen:

1) Obama uses the word "inherited".
2) Obama alludes to the "last eight years" to deflect blame from failed policies.
3) Obama alludes to the Bush Administration to deflect blame from failed policies.
4) Obama takes credit for something that hasn't really improved while he's in office, such as double-digit unemployment.
5) Obama takes credit for something that he had nothing to do with, such as stopping terrorism.
6) Obama blames Republicans for legislative failures that could have easily been won if his own party had held together.

[OrangeHoof]

You should be heavily plastered if you watch the entire evening so might I suggest a designated driver or having handy the number for a taxi company should you play this game away from home. The gamemaster is not responsible for incidents that may occur while watching such as projectile vomiting or damage from items reflexively tossed at the television screen. Check with your doctor first to make sure you are healthy enough to play this drinking game.

[The SISU kid]

not a ping

[counterpunch]

0bama says “let me be clear.”
0bama says ‘change’.
0bama says ‘fight’.
0bama says “teachable moment.”

(BTW, shouldn’t this be for 21 & up?)

[Slings and Arrows]

This is a plot by Rahm Emmanuel to kill the freepers by alcohol poisoning.

[Ronin]

Five second chug-a-lug if he refers to his historic African-American presidency.

[kcvl]

Just put a “YOU LIE” sign beside his picture on your television screen during the speech. I’m not watching because I can’t seem to avoid him on a daily basis as it is already.

[lefty-lie-spy]

Fantastic!

[momincombatboots]

The original Obama speech drinking game had 27 phrases.. LOL. I guess that would be life- threatening.

[altair]

I’m not watching because I can’t seem to avoid him on a daily basis as it is already.

He's very easy to avoid. I've never seen him or heard him live. Maybe you should try to find the off switch to your TV or something. It might be labeled "power" on your remote control.

[OrangeHoof]

(BTW, shouldn’t this be for 21 & up?)

LOL. In some states.

[blondee123]

Sorry, won’t be watching the marxist liar!

[NautiNurse]

“Pockeestahn”

[Shimmer1]

“I” or “me” That would get most people drunk right there.

[Outlaw Woman]

Let’s not forget that in some fashion he will be very firm and say “I’m fighting this fight for the American people!!! I’m fighting this for YOU!!!” (WTF is he fighting anyway??? well besides Liberty....)

[rlmorel]

And let us not forget the one that is likely to deliver the coup de gras to your liver:

"Let me be clear..."

...watching this garbage (a "spending freeze..."Oh, Really?") is certain to result in this, even if you don't drink...

[gopsue]

I usually check out the Vodka Pundit at http://pajamasmedia.com as he blogs a BHO speech. But now I am in Japan, so I won’t be able to read his blog live... drat!

[LittleBillyInfidel]

“Make no mistake” (sip)...”false choice of” (sip)...

Of course, an even better drinking game is one where Karl Rove says “Look...” before he starts any sentence.

[norge]

I’m tipsy already.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Let me be Everclear.

[dforest]

Many folks will already get sauced just knowing he is going to lecture us again.