If you don't like vanities, do not click this line.

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[ExGeeEye]

Seriously, folks, this is a vanity. If you clicked on it by mistake and don't wish to read a vanity, click away NOW.

Still here? Okay, but be warned: if you comment about this being a vanity, I will chuckle derisively and move on to the next comment without dignifying yours with a reply.

I am not kidding. This is a serious, Ecclesiastes 1:2 -level vanity.

So here goes.

I like cheese.

That is all.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled FReeping.

[ExGeeEye]

The sort of people who don’t like it are the same sort of people who get upset when Limmbaugh talks about golf or cigars or football WHEN THE REPUBLIC IS BEING STRANGLED IN ITS BED!!!!1!!one1!!

Now I don’t give a flipping flippity-flip for golf or football, and regard cigars as a crude attempt to reproduce the stench of Hell on Earth, but it’s his show and I can put up with it or do something else for five minutes rather than go on a kidney-twisting rant about it.

(Ever had your kidneys twisted? No fun at all.)

[martin_fierro]

pleh.

[calex59]

But, but, I thought only Rats liked cheese?

[ExGeeEye]

I’m a small-r rat :p

[SunTzuWu]

Vanity?

[deoetdoctrinae]

So ya like cheese, do ya? Well I say gouda for you. I do too. I like all kinds. I could edam all day. When I run out of cheese it makes me blue. Remember Cookie Monster? I’m a cheese Muenster. Don’t ever try to swipe my cheese, cause I’ll quickly tell you, that’s nacho cheese.

[latina4dubya]

So ya like cheese, do ya? Well I say gouda for you. I do too. I like all kinds. I could edam all day. When I run out of cheese it makes me blue. Remember Cookie Monster? I’m a cheese Muenster. Don’t ever try to swipe my cheese, cause I’ll quickly tell you, that’s nacho cheese.

vat da helvarti talkin' avout?

[Daffynition]

What would Cheeeses of Nazareth do?

[JoeProBono]

[VRWCmember]

Sorry Arthur, I just remembered your “Don’t ping me” vanity that became a classic around here several years ago. You will always be a legend to some of us for that thread. I found it in the list of your posted threads, but unfortunately it has been removed.

[Daffynition]

OMG Cheez-It! It's an apparition!

[Arthur McGowan]

I know it’s not preserved on FR, but it’s someplace out there.

[VRWCmember]

I still laugh when I think about that thread and some of the responses on it, along with some of the vanity threads protesting the proliferation of vanity threads.

[fightinJAG]

Now this is the kind of vanity that vanity demands.

[Arthur McGowan]

I’m still not sure what “ping” means.

You see thread you think is interesting, and you put a reply on it, addressed to people you know, the reply consisting of the word “ping”?

[Rebelbase]

I smoked 5 lbs. of cheese last weekend. Didn’t even catch a buzz.

[VRWCmember]

That’s it exactly, you “ping” someone to a thread you think he/she might find interesting. It may be that you don’t really have anything in particular to say about it, but you thought it was worth bringing to a friend’s attention.

[Doomonyou]

Construction Consultant?

[SunTzuWu]

Construction Consultant?

Plumber.

Doomonyou.... phonetic Vietnamese?

[Doomonyou]

Plumber.

I don't know how many hundreds of "vanity" photos I have.

Doomonyou...

Yep!