Posted on 01/05/2010 9:22:33 AM PST by rightwingintelligentsia
LOS ANGELES - Joan Rivers is many things: Funny lady. Jewelry mogul. Red carpet mercenary. But a terrorist?
Can we talk?
Rivers, 76, was deemed a danger to national security and booted from a Newark-bound flight in Costa Rica on Sunday by a jittery Continental Airlines gate agent who found the two names on her passport fishy.
Her passport reads: Joan Rosenberg AKA Joan Rivers. Rosenberg was her late husband's last name.
The "nasty and cruel" Continental gate agent bumped Rivers from the last flight out Sunday and the comedian found herself alone (her daughter, Melissa, flew out to Los Angeles earlier in the day) and with no ATM card and just $100 cash, she said.
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Rosenberg. Sounds like your typical Somali-Nigerian to me.
She could hide enough plastic explosive too.........
Oh, oh....Someone is in big trouble.
Yep, look crosswise at the old, blonde, white woman with tons of plastic surgery but let the Yemeni guy through with no luggage. I feel so safe.
CAN WE TALK?!!!!
ML/NJ
Not to mention she doesn’t look anything at all like the photo on her passport. LOL
http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/01/06/alg_family_joan-rivers.jpg
The plastic surgery on her face looks good—but, I think that there is a problem with her implants.
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Too bad her name isn’t Joan Muhammad-she wouldn’t need a passport!
Of course! Her passport photo was taken in 2005. That’s like 23 surgeries ago. It doesn’t look a thing liker her anymore!
I thought her husband’s name was “Fang”.
And she’s one of your slobbering supporters too barry. Of course she’s also Jewish.
Abdulmatallab shows up, no passport, terrorist watch list, they wave him right on board. Joan Rivers shows up with a passport and they won’t board her because there is something fishy about her.
Well, I agree with the last part, but you can see that when your security is in the hands of morons, you’ve got no chance. These are the people who voted for the Mighty O, and these are the people who want to take care of you from cradle to grave. That should make your hair stand up.
Joan is a liberal. Welcome to the world she helped to create.
You might be thinking of Phyllis Diller....I get ‘em confoosed sometimes.
No, that was Phyllis Diller.
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