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Word for the Day, Monday, December 21, 2009-- augur
12/21/09 | xs

Posted on 12/21/2009 5:14:19 AM PST by xsmommy

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To: CholeraJoe
Well here is a safe thread for you. The elusive southwestern Michigan cougar thread.
41 posted on 12/21/2009 9:51:33 AM PST by NeoCaveman (you betcha)
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To: NeoCaveman; CholeraJoe
omg.............those boobs are uneven, she looks like an aged over the hill cougar....dang, what a fright.
42 posted on 12/21/2009 10:32:42 AM PST by tioga
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To: tioga

Not only that, but it’s obviously cold in there. Sombody please turn up the heat or get that poor woman a sweater.


43 posted on 12/21/2009 11:15:01 AM PST by VRWCmember
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she IS wearing a sweater.


44 posted on 12/21/2009 11:17:11 AM PST by tioga
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To: tioga; xsmommy; NeoCaveman
those boobs are uneven, she looks like an aged over the hill cougar....dang, what a fright.

And yet, half the croqs in class are thinking to themselves "I'd Hit It!"

45 posted on 12/21/2009 11:53:36 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: NeoCaveman

I guess you and I are too old to go cougar hunting (or to be hunted by cougars)?


46 posted on 12/21/2009 11:55:50 AM PST by VRWCmember
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To: VRWCmember

I’m at that awkaward age, too old to be cougar bait yet too young to be a dirty old man...


47 posted on 12/21/2009 12:15:46 PM PST by NeoCaveman (you betcha)
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To: tioga; VRWCmember; NeoCaveman

I’m happy to say that based on the criteria I’m seeing here I am not a cougar of the female human variety-I’ve never been interested in younger men, I’m not a predatory female and I don’t have any surgically-enhanced facial or body parts-those women in the photos on that thread look like mutton made up to be lamb.

The only cougars in the woods here are the feline ones that hunt deer, rodents and domestic pets left outside unattended.


48 posted on 12/21/2009 12:47:11 PM PST by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line")
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To: VRWCmember

I saw a Christmas special featuring her house getting decorated for Christmas.......the house and furnishings were over done, much like the overdone phony boob look she is dishing out in that photo. She needs a total makeover...herself and her home.


49 posted on 12/21/2009 12:50:44 PM PST by tioga
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To: Texan5

I look at younger men and assess them as SIL material. LOL


50 posted on 12/21/2009 12:53:48 PM PST by tioga
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Oops! I have to take back my last statement-there IS one human female cougar in this community-she doesn’t have any surgical enhancements, but she is 60-ish and fairly well preserved, likes men 15-20 years (and more) younger. She also dresses like she is a much younger pavement princess, complete with skirts up to her brains, F*** me pumps, pushup bra, low cut necklines and she puts on her makeup with a putty knife and an airbrush. She is a fellow widow, but the rest of us really don’t know what to make of her.


51 posted on 12/21/2009 12:59:59 PM PST by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line")
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“total makeover”

More like an overhaul...


52 posted on 12/21/2009 1:02:48 PM PST by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line")
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To: tioga

unfortunate.


53 posted on 12/21/2009 1:06:44 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: Texan5; tioga; NeoCaveman

A+++ it’s pretty depressing. xshub and i actually penned a fairly overtly political christmas letter this year, it went out in our cards yesterday. i had tried several times to get a half decent letter going, finally i left it for xshub to edit, saying, I know it’s depressing sounding but i can’t seem to do much better. So he edited it and made it MORE gloom and doomish, and it went out like that, LOL!


54 posted on 12/21/2009 1:10:04 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: mikrofon

clever mik~! A+++


55 posted on 12/21/2009 1:10:42 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: verga

A+++ i hope to God you are right. there HAVE to be consequences for this!


56 posted on 12/21/2009 1:11:34 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy

Hey all!!!!!!

Murder weather weekend -— roads were so bad that Church Services were caneled yesterday. So was the annual carolling jaunt. Both have been rescheduled for tomorrow.

XS, I know you guys got bucketloads of snow...I just hope y’all didn’t have to deal with the flooding and then freezing we are still dealing with!!!!


57 posted on 12/21/2009 1:12:49 PM PST by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: verga

that line was almost verbatim from our apocryphal christmas letter! xshub made reference to the 2 feet of global warming sitting out in our driveway and how he’s SURE that $100 billion annually in wealth transfers from the taxpayers will make it go away!LOL!


58 posted on 12/21/2009 1:13:44 PM PST by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy
So he edited it and made it MORE gloom and doomish, and it went out like that, LOL!

It's the most uplifting time of the year.

59 posted on 12/21/2009 1:14:19 PM PST by NeoCaveman (you betcha)
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To: xsmommy

Hey don’t you know our Dear Leader will make the oceans receed and our planet begin to heal....rotflmao!


60 posted on 12/21/2009 1:15:26 PM PST by NeoCaveman (you betcha)
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