I’m at that awkaward age, too old to be cougar bait yet too young to be a dirty old man...
Oops! I have to take back my last statement-there IS one human female cougar in this community-she doesn’t have any surgical enhancements, but she is 60-ish and fairly well preserved, likes men 15-20 years (and more) younger. She also dresses like she is a much younger pavement princess, complete with skirts up to her brains, F*** me pumps, pushup bra, low cut necklines and she puts on her makeup with a putty knife and an airbrush. She is a fellow widow, but the rest of us really don’t know what to make of her.