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~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs ThReAd ~~~~

Posted on 12/04/2009 4:24:48 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

Two guys are in jail and get to talking.

First inmate: So, how’d you end up here?
Second inmate: I did my Christmas shopping early.
First inmate: That’s it? I didn’t think that was illegal.
Second inmate: The store hadn’t open yet.


41 posted on 12/04/2009 8:32:51 AM PST by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Nateman

ROTFLOL!!!!
Great tagline!!


43 posted on 12/04/2009 8:41:22 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
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To: absolootezer0

ROTFLOL!!!
WOW! Some real talent on this thread! LOLOL


44 posted on 12/04/2009 8:45:51 AM PST by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
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To: Nateman
LOL!


45 posted on 12/04/2009 8:50:15 AM PST by 50mm (AARP is a steaming pile)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Wussy African President?


46 posted on 12/04/2009 8:51:49 AM PST by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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48 posted on 12/04/2009 8:54:55 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: TexasCajun
People get plum silly when it snows in Houston.

Is Al Gore in town talking about global warming?

49 posted on 12/04/2009 8:56:45 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: envisio

Excellent. Thank you. Is there a link so I can send it to friends (and enemies)?


50 posted on 12/04/2009 8:57:46 AM PST by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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To: garyhope

Don’t know, I got it in a chain email.....


51 posted on 12/04/2009 9:03:20 AM PST by envisio (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: garyhope

It was at a tea party so its quite possibly a FReeper’s kid.

...best to remain anonymous, though.


52 posted on 12/04/2009 9:08:37 AM PST by envisio (The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.)
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To: Apple Blossom

Central PA is supposed to get 1-2 inches of mostly slushy snow.


53 posted on 12/04/2009 9:13:01 AM PST by Penn_Cajun
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To: Loud Mime

What does Tiger Woods have in common with baby seals? They’re both clubbed by Scandinavians.

If you made it to work this morning, you have earned the right to say “I can out drive Tiger Woods.”

It has just been reported that Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife, Elin, to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They were clubbing.


54 posted on 12/04/2009 9:39:50 AM PST by sunny48
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To: a fool in paradise

I love that movie. And I’m all out of gum.


55 posted on 12/04/2009 10:12:10 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: sunny48

I heard that Tiger was going to change his name to Cheetah.


56 posted on 12/04/2009 10:32:58 AM PST by a_screen_name
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To: sunny48

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

Tiger was driving an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his Caddy?


57 posted on 12/04/2009 10:39:44 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: Lucky9teen

You Are 50% Silly
This thread needs more silly.

58 posted on 12/04/2009 11:05:48 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Question authority!Who is the University of East Anglia to drive the 'Global Climate Change' agenda?)
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To: sunny48; a fool in paradise
Like the generals in Afghanistan, Tiger was given his own withdrawal deadline

After Tiger's infidelity news broke, he was asked if he wanted to take a Mulligan. He said this is not the time to take up with Irish girls

59 posted on 12/04/2009 11:31:35 AM PST by llevrok (Love and mental illness are similar. At first, all seems normal.)
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To: Lucky9teen
LOL!


60 posted on 12/04/2009 11:43:05 AM PST by absolootezer0 (2x divorced, tattooed, pierced, harley hatin, meghan mccain luvin', smoker and pit bull owner..what?)
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