Posted on 11/02/2009 9:59:51 AM PST by EveningStar
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You noticed that too, huh?
I just can’t understand how any guy could take a look at that and want to go roll around with another dude.
Guy grew up here in Ferndale Ca in Humboldt county and he gives credit to several local chefs for his training...
Sandra Lee could dredge me in flour any time.
I really don’t think Guy is a “douchebag”... He looks pretty ridiculous, and he’s pretty extroverted, but seems to treat people well in his ‘Diners’ show. Then again, I didn’t watch the TNFS season that he won, and that show could make me hate just about anyone (Bob Tuschman and Susie Fogelson, particularly).
Yea but man has he thinned up top over the years, and the more he thins, the longer he lets it grow, and its just not a good look.
Its OK Alton, we like you no matter how bald you are, you don’t need to keep trying to pretend you aren’t.
FoodNetwork needs to bring in Nigella....
OK. I take back my douche bag comment. The article is still funnier than hell, though. :)
I even miss Ming Tsai over some of the sex ghouls playing cooks...
C’mon, the blown-out peroxide hair alone just screams guido douchebaggery; and don’t even get me started on his taste in bowling shirts.
I think the FN person most deserving of ridicule is probably Marc “Double Dare” Summers, due to his horribly failed attempts at wit or puns in introducing ‘Unwrapped’ segments. Actually, that entire show could go, as it’s basically the same thing every time... “XXXXXXs start out as corn syrup, flour, water and flavoring that are mixed in a giant vessel... the mixture is extruded into cornstarch molds... after they’ve cooled, the XXXXXXs take a tumble in these rotating drums while a glossy coating is applied... then it’s off to packaging...” blah blah blah.
Maybe we are just using different definitions of the term.
And the two fats ladies in food prep television are to food prep what SciFi3000Theater was to scifi.
As single man, I ask, is there any batchelor out there who would not eagerly spend open evenings listening and watching Sndra Lee slink around their kitchen?
FR curmudgeounry is flooding the place!
That actually explains a lot. I always wondered who that broad was involved with to have her own show. Her show is basically making the recipes stamped on product labels, a few dozen cocktails, and coordinating her Kitchen Aide mixer to her outfit.
Maybe since I am a woman I am immune to Sandra’s looks and only see the bat poop crazy in her eyes. She looks like the type that if you didn’t call her back when you said you would, she would calmly come over to your house and burn it down.
I once joked that I made my very own Sandra Lee cookbook by taping the back of several Hamburger Helper boxes to a Boone’s Farm catalog.
You aren’t far off! LMAO
See posts 3 & 4. Alton Brown is f'n hilarious. :)
The Good Eats progrma is so loaded with entertainment, campy segments, that folks don’t realize they’re learning chemistry fundamentals for exquisite food prep. And Alton’s running commentary on Iron Chef America makes the show!
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