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19 Things a Man Should Never Say
Esquire.com ^ | 10/20/09 | staff

Posted on 10/20/2009 9:23:45 AM PDT by GQuagmire

We would herewith like to place a ban on the following words, phrases, and expressions, for reasons of overuse, offensiveness, or just because. Plus: Profanity alternatives!

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/features/funny-slang-language-dictionary/banned-words-1109#ixzz0UUgXOwS2

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To: Doomonyou

belly laugh on that one........


101 posted on 10/20/2009 1:03:44 PM PDT by goat granny
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To: SJSAMPLE
So, I’m supposed to let a fag-mag like Esquire tell me what a “man” shouldn’t say?

No man would buy a magazine that’s 95% clothing advertisements with heavy gay overtones.

Yep.

102 posted on 10/20/2009 1:06:51 PM PDT by GATOR NAVY
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To: mountn man; Jo Nuvark

Agreed. If you’re not going to say it, then don’t say something that says “you know what I really want to say at this point but I’m afraid to so I’ll say something that isn’t it but everyone will understand anyway.” If A=B, then any use of A in place of B means exactly the same thing as using B, complete with all the baggage B has.

Cussing may be low, but using a “clean substitute” which is unmistakably a veiled version of the same word is both low and cowardly.

On a tangent, a pet peeve is people being outraged about person X saying Y, yet they keep quoting Y over and over, blaming it on X, not realizing that by saying Y they’re, well, saying Y.


103 posted on 10/20/2009 1:20:02 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Mr. Obama, I will not join your plantation.)
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To: Hoffer Rand
Actually, the correct answer is "Honey I love you, here's my credit card."

Which would only work if there was some financial instrument of mine to which she did not have access.

104 posted on 10/20/2009 1:22:07 PM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets (The People have abdicated our duties; ... and anxiously hope for just two things: bread and circuses)
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To: mountn man
>> But frig is just a "cleaned up" way to say f---. <<

Not necessarily. Some etymologists suggest that it may have been derived during the Middle Ages (or earlier) from the word friction.

So there's the real possibility that it's a "genuine obscenity" -- as opposed to some kind of circumlocution.

(It would be out of keeping with this thread's high tone, however, to speculate about where the "friction" in question might have been occurring those hundreds of years ago, when the Angles, the Saxons and the Normans were developing our language's four-letter words.)

105 posted on 10/20/2009 1:31:17 PM PDT by Hawthorn
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To: GATOR NAVY

Interestingly, competing magazine Men’s Journal has absolutely no risque content (explicit or implied), yet exudes far more “macho” than any other such magazine (and does so without getting absurd about it).


106 posted on 10/20/2009 1:31:26 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Mr. Obama, I will not join your plantation.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"Wanna see my Beanie Babies?"


107 posted on 10/20/2009 1:54:31 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("When France chides you for appeasement, you know you're scraping bottom." --Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I read it in Redbook!”
“The Cosmo article said..”


108 posted on 10/20/2009 1:56:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: GQuagmire
Slacks ("pants" or "trousers")

Outside of the Hardy Boys, I've never seen or heard an actual human male use "trousers" in a sentence.

109 posted on 10/20/2009 2:01:15 PM PDT by r9etb
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To: chrisser
How about: "The bottom line here is..." Or, "At the end of the day..."

Enough with both.

110 posted on 10/20/2009 2:04:48 PM PDT by Pharmboy (The Stone Age did not end because they ran out of stones...)
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To: GQuagmire
If I hear a politician say “going forward” one more time I'll scream! It used to be a lib word, Nasty Peluzy’s favorite but I heard a Republican say it the other day. Stop already with the “going forward” I don't like the direct we are going!
111 posted on 10/20/2009 2:16:18 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thanks for these pings SaA.


112 posted on 10/20/2009 2:20:25 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: GQuagmire

I have a problem with “Boobs” being on this list.


113 posted on 10/20/2009 2:22:19 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: SJSAMPLE

No kidding.

If I was in the market for a 20 thousand dollar watch maybe i would check out this rag.


114 posted on 10/20/2009 2:25:30 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: KevinB

Ah...thats what c-— meant.

I thought it was some kind of new fag programming language.


115 posted on 10/20/2009 2:31:54 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: GQuagmire

It is what it is...

oops


116 posted on 10/20/2009 2:35:18 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: GQuagmire
I'd like a second helping of quiche, please

Your place looks FABULOUS

Do these pants make me look fat?

My wife and I are pregnant

I'd like a LIGHT beer, please

There's a lot of unnatural phrases for men

117 posted on 10/20/2009 2:40:21 PM PDT by Smedley (It's a sad day for American capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park)
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To: GQuagmire

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uxvXA8Aqh4&feature=related

If you’re a man who wants to live a long and hsppy life,these are the things you don’t say to your wife.


118 posted on 10/20/2009 2:51:00 PM PDT by kalee (01/20/13 The end of an error.... Obama even worse than Carter.)
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To: elcid1970

Remember Steve Martin’s “I believe”?

I remember the bit, just not the details.

OH, and Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeee Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


119 posted on 10/20/2009 2:51:31 PM PDT by rwrcpa1 (Let freedom ring!)
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To: chrisser
#2 is

"My friends..."

120 posted on 10/20/2009 2:52:46 PM PDT by rwrcpa1 (Let freedom ring!)
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