Posted on 10/12/2009 6:58:24 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
A Houston man found asleep with a corpse inside a closet of a vacant home has been charged with misdemeanor drug offenses, authorities said Monday. Cody Jean Plant, 21, was discovered Sunday after the owner of the house reported hearing voices and seeing signs of forced entry at the home in Cypress, about 25 miles northwest of Houston, according to a Harris County Precinct 4 Constable official. Authorities did not immediately release the dead man's identity. "There were two guys in the closet. They appeared to be sleeping, one was snoring and the other was deceased," said Assistant Chief Deputy Mark Herman. "It appeared that they were doing some sort of narcotics, at least the one that they woke up."
Plant was charged with one count of possession of a dangerous drug and two counts of possession of a controlled substance of more than three grams and less than 28 grams. All are punishable by up to a year in jail. It was not immediately clear what kind of drugs Plant allegedly had in his possession.
Plant also had been charged with abuse of a corpse after prosecutors alleged he treated the body "in an offensive manner," but that charge was dropped Monday during a probable cause hearing.
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Ping.
Shades of MIDNIGHT COWBOY.
Never get caught in bed with a dead woman.
Never get caught in bed with a live boy.
Never eat anything larger than your own head.
“Oh.... what a night!”
- Yosemite Sam
are you sure she wasn’t English?
"There were two guys in the closet. They appeared to be sleeping, one was snoring and the other was deceased"
"It appeared that they were doing some sort of narcotics, at least the one that they woke up."
I'm sure there are more :)
/johnny
The only way for two people to keep a secret is if one of them is dead.
[There were two guys in the closet]
At least ONE of them had the courage to come out of the closet.
At least ONE of them had the courage to come out of the closet.
Talk about having a skeleton in the closet...
closet necrophiliac
I can’t count the times I’ve been in the same situation, drugged up and in a closet with a dead man, and had to call mom for advice.
Your mom had all the answers. We called her The Cleaner”.
In fairness to Peter, he had just exited a closet with a live girl.
Or something, yes.
Sometimes it was soooooooo goooooooooood, you can’t resist falling asleep immediately after.
Or so I hear.
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