To: Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro
2 posted on
10/12/2009 6:59:07 PM PDT by
Jet Jaguar
(A mob of one.)
To: Jet Jaguar
Shades of MIDNIGHT COWBOY.
3 posted on
10/12/2009 7:01:52 PM PDT by
dr_lew
To: Jet Jaguar
Hmmmm. Might fall into the “Three Nevers Category”
Never get caught in bed with a dead woman.
Never get caught in bed with a live boy.
Never eat anything larger than your own head.
4 posted on
10/12/2009 7:02:54 PM PDT by
SampleMan
(No one should die on a gov. waiting list., or go broke because the gov. has dictated their salary.)
To: Jet Jaguar
“Oh.... what a night!”
- Yosemite Sam
5 posted on
10/12/2009 7:02:56 PM PDT by
earlJam
To: Jet Jaguar
are you sure she wasn’t English?
6 posted on
10/12/2009 7:03:30 PM PDT by
llevrok
(As a matter of fact, yes I DO care if Jimmy cracks corn !)
To: Jet Jaguar
can't make this up:
"There were two guys in the closet. They appeared to be sleeping, one was snoring and the other was deceased"
"It appeared that they were doing some sort of narcotics, at least the one that they woke up."
I'm sure there are more :)
8 posted on
10/12/2009 7:05:07 PM PDT by
ZinGirl
To: Jet Jaguar
Wasn't me. I'm in New Mexico this month.
/johnny
9 posted on
10/12/2009 7:06:03 PM PDT by
JRandomFreeper
(God Bless us all, each, and every one.)
To: Jet Jaguar
The only way for two people to keep a secret is if one of them is dead.
To: Jet Jaguar
[There were two guys in the closet]
At least ONE of them had the courage to come out of the closet.
11 posted on
10/12/2009 7:18:31 PM PDT by
RetSignman
(Townhalls ..."We have seen the Patriots and they are us")
To: Jet Jaguar
14 posted on
10/12/2009 8:19:12 PM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard)
To: Jet Jaguar
I can’t count the times I’ve been in the same situation, drugged up and in a closet with a dead man, and had to call mom for advice.
15 posted on
10/12/2009 8:33:34 PM PDT by
FastCoyote
(I am intolerant of the intolerable.)
To: Jet Jaguar
Sometimes it was soooooooo goooooooooood, you can’t resist falling asleep immediately after.
Or so I hear.
20 posted on
10/13/2009 6:23:42 AM PDT by
Titan Magroyne
(Freedom is taken, not given.)
To: Jet Jaguar
Prayers for the parents if this kid.
22 posted on
10/13/2009 6:49:26 AM PDT by
Texas resident
( It's us against them. And we're on our own.)
To: humblegunner; Darksheare
For once, I’m not entirely certain this is Darksheare’s fault.
23 posted on
10/13/2009 7:33:11 AM PDT by
Xenalyte
(Yes, Chef!)
To: 1riot1ranger; Action-America; Aggie Mama; Alkhin; Allegra; American72; antivenom; Antoninus II; ...
Harris County goes national...
25 posted on
10/13/2009 7:44:36 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
To: 1riot1ranger; Action-America; Aggie Mama; Alkhin; Allegra; American72; antivenom; Antoninus II; ...
Harris County goes national...
26 posted on
10/13/2009 7:44:43 AM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Happy Holidays. No, wait. HAPPY COLUMBUS DAY.)
To: Jet Jaguar
Sounds like an R Kelly song.
30 posted on
10/13/2009 8:22:35 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: Jet Jaguar
Necrophiliac and drug abuser. The next presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party.
35 posted on
10/13/2009 4:49:36 PM PDT by
Mojave
(Don't blame me. I voted for McClintock.)
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