I'm inclined to think it was Tom Cruise.
This time.
Posted on 10/12/2009 6:58:24 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
A Houston man found asleep with a corpse inside a closet of a vacant home has been charged with misdemeanor drug offenses, authorities said Monday. Cody Jean Plant, 21, was discovered Sunday after the owner of the house reported hearing voices and seeing signs of forced entry at the home in Cypress, about 25 miles northwest of Houston, according to a Harris County Precinct 4 Constable official. Authorities did not immediately release the dead man's identity. "There were two guys in the closet. They appeared to be sleeping, one was snoring and the other was deceased," said Assistant Chief Deputy Mark Herman. "It appeared that they were doing some sort of narcotics, at least the one that they woke up."
Plant was charged with one count of possession of a dangerous drug and two counts of possession of a controlled substance of more than three grams and less than 28 grams. All are punishable by up to a year in jail. It was not immediately clear what kind of drugs Plant allegedly had in his possession.
Plant also had been charged with abuse of a corpse after prosecutors alleged he treated the body "in an offensive manner," but that charge was dropped Monday during a probable cause hearing.
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So these two hobos had been following the railroad tracks for a while before they decided to split up and seek their fortunes separately. But before they parted, they agreed to meet one week hence to check up on each other’s adventures.
The week passed.
At the agreed upon time, the hobo buddies approached each other from opposite directions.
Grinning widely, one blurted out, “You’ll never believe what happened to me! It was incredible!”
“Oh yeah? What happened?”
“Well, I went walking down the tracks the other way just like we decided, and I found this lady. She’d been tied up and was laying acrost the tracks. Why, I gently untied her, and I talked real’ soft and lifted her from the track, and we spent alllllllllll week making sweet love. It was beautiful, man, and so was she. We done it ever’ way you coulda imagined, and I’ll bet we invented new ways a-doing it, too!”
“Izzat right? So how was she at giving Lewinsky’s?”
“Lewins-? Oh. That’s the one thing we didn’t get to do. See, I never did find her head...”
Prayers for the parents if this kid.
For once, I’m not entirely certain this is Darksheare’s fault.
I wouldn’t be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
Harris County goes national...
Harris County goes national...
Barack Hussein Obama mmm mmmm mmmm wants more nice men to come out of the closet.
I'm inclined to think it was Tom Cruise.
This time.
You need a bag of lime ?
Sounds like an R Kelly song.
UNNNGH!
Reminds me of the old Tom Swifty:
“I am not a homosexual necrophiliac!” sad Tom in dead Earnest.
Eww!
[giggle]
Oh puke.
Definitely the Cruise.
Necrophiliac and drug abuser. The next presidential candidate for the Libertarian Party.
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