So these two hobos had been following the railroad tracks for a while before they decided to split up and seek their fortunes separately. But before they parted, they agreed to meet one week hence to check up on each other’s adventures.
The week passed.
At the agreed upon time, the hobo buddies approached each other from opposite directions.
Grinning widely, one blurted out, “You’ll never believe what happened to me! It was incredible!”
“Oh yeah? What happened?”
“Well, I went walking down the tracks the other way just like we decided, and I found this lady. She’d been tied up and was laying acrost the tracks. Why, I gently untied her, and I talked real’ soft and lifted her from the track, and we spent alllllllllll week making sweet love. It was beautiful, man, and so was she. We done it ever’ way you coulda imagined, and I’ll bet we invented new ways a-doing it, too!”
“Izzat right? So how was she at giving Lewinsky’s?”
“Lewins-? Oh. That’s the one thing we didn’t get to do. See, I never did find her head...”
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