[La Lydia]

As I pointed out earlier, he is also expected to win the Stanley Cup, be crowned Miss America and gain the Triple Crown — by several lengths in each race.

[ErnBatavia]

And over in Pasadena he was just selected Tournament of Roses Queen...

[mudblood]

Hahaha. You win the “awesome award” :) Very funny stuff. Expect a LOT OF THIS kind of humor in the days to come. I posted something like it on my blog.

[exnavy]

WOW Isn’t dear leader special!!!!

[freedumb2003]

In related news, obama has been nominated for:

* The Cy Young award
* Oscar
* Grammy
* Golden Globe

[BookmanTheJanitor]

He won the Cy Young also...for both leagues!!!

[stanz]

Too funny...........So far, CNN and NY Daily News polls both show that most people think he should not receive a Nobel Prize.

[jessduntno]

I hear he is in line for a Cy Young and a Gold Glove, too. The ceremonies will be held at his favorite ballpark, him being a lifelong White Sox fan, as he has told us ad nauseum, as he calls it "Kaminsky Field"...yeah, he really called it that...it was surreal, like listening to John Kerry praising the Red Sox and his very favorite player Manny Ortiz???????????

[Joe 6-pack]

I heard he also won one of these...

[jcsjcm]

[MtnClimber]

And he wins Academy Award for his movie “Brokeback Obama”.

[astounded]

That is FUNNY!!!

[wita]

Did my wife just inform me Mr Oh has won the Nobel Peace prize?

[La Lydia]

He is also expected to take home the prestigious Pritzker Architecture Prize and Time Magazine’s Man of the Current and Past Four Millennia. In fact, Time has announced that it will no longer name a person of the year or of the millennium, because no one could compare with Obama.

[Shadowfax]

He’s also jumped to #1 in my office “Who’s the Anti-Christ” pool.

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

Unfortunately, absurd as they are, all these statements are reflections of our new “adjusted” reality.

[Mac from Cleveland]

I posted the below earlier in the year—here’s a new verse to add to it:

(Sung to the tune of “If I Only Had a Brain”)

Oh, my fame has now gone global-
I’ve finally won the Nobel
for all the things I do.
and, now, in an all-time first:
Michelle’s been crowned Miss Universe!
If you only had a clue.

People swoon when I have spoken.
I’m much more than a token,
I’m clean and articulate, too.
I’ll look tall and trim and dapper
as I lead you down the crapper
If you only had a clue.

Oh, the media had folks thinkin’
I’d be another Lincoln-
What awesome things I’d do!
But these days the press is squirmin’
‘cause I’m more like Pee Wee Herman.
If you only had a clue.

Capitalism’s what I’m hatin’
and I’m sick and tired of waitin’
for it’s heyday to be through.
So I’ll take my team of wankers
and I’ll sic ‘em on the bankers
If you only had a clue.

Reverend Wright’s the guy I follow,
my denials all were hollow-
Not a single one was true.
I act serious and wonk-y
as I stick it to the honkies
If you only had a clue.

I think Islam’s fine and dandy-
My election came in handy
for Iran—and Syria, too.
Now their muscles they’ll be flexin’
‘cause you voted by complexion
If you only had a clue.

Oh, Michelle’s a chic trendsetter-
She clearly is your better.
A Princeton graduate, too.
But you crackers best not test her-
‘cause she morphs into Aunt Esther!
If you only had a clue

I put a garden in my backyard,
And made fun of some retards,
and picked my Final Four, too.
Dee-doo-de-doo-de-doo-doo
I‘m on 60 Minutes laughin’
as the economy is crashin’
If you only had a clue.

Now I’m fixin’ and I’m changin’,
And busy re-arrangin’.
I have no need for you.
If you whine that I’m appalling
I’ll have ACORN come a ‘calling
If you only had a clue.

I’ve no intent of stoppin’
I’m gonna keep you hoppin’-
My reign you’re going to rue
You’ll be wishin’ I was Carter!
You’ll be wishin’ you’d been smarter!
If you only had a clue.

[F.J. Mitchell]

It is rumored that “O” recently won the door prize at a DC area tupper ware party.

[christianhomeschoolmommaof3]

I nominate him “Queen of the Night”.

[erkyl]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

North Pole. The real Santa and Mrs. Clause received eviction notice today and have been ordered to vacate the North Pole immediately so that the newly appointed Barack and Michelle Obama can begin serving immediately as the new (and improved) Santa and Mrs. Clause. The drastic move became necessary as the former Santa and Mrs. Clause continually asserted that Barack and Michelle could not possibly become Santa because of his Muslim religion. However, that notion was dismissed by the Presiding Majority Elf Leader, Nancy Pelosi, calling the former Santa and Mrs. Clause "artificial snow". "As the holiday season approaches, it was imperative to make this change quickly or face certain catastrophe in the upcoming holiday season. Imagine all the children of the world not receiving their toys because Barack and Michelle could not do their duly appointed job of being all things to all people."

Rudolph was not available for comment, but Donner and Blitzen were overheard while enjoying a carrot snack in the barn that plans were being made for a local protest amongst the former Santa and Mrs. Clause supporters. They were referring to the protest as a "Hot Chocolate Party" in reference to the time the Abominable Snowman once tried to take over, but was promptly brought down by an onslaught of angry elves hurling hot chocolate in his face. Those same elves are said to be just as angry at this latest usurping of the rightful Santa's position. Expect angry mobs and manufactured protests to ensue at the North Pole over the next several weeks.