Posted on 09/17/2009 7:13:20 AM PDT by BGHater
PAPUA New Guinea police are hunting the leader of a sex cult who promised villagers a bumper banana harvest if they engaged in public sex.
The man and his followers fled naked into the wilderness when police tried to arrest them over the weekend, the Post Courier newspaper reported.
The newspaper said the villagers in Morobe province, about 200km north of the capital Port Moresby, had been promised their banana harvest would increase 10-fold every time they had sex in public.
It said the cult leader was wanted for a range of alleged offences over the past four months, including threatening people and illegal sexual activity.
Inspector Adam Busil said he and officers surrounded the man's hut early Saturday but he refused to come out, then made a dash for freedom with about seven naked followers.
"He used his two wives as a human shield to avoid being shot at by the policemen," Busil said.
"They were called on to surrender but they refused."
(Excerpt) Read more at news.com.au ...
Banana. Sex.
Bookmark for future amusement.
Who thinks up these headlines?
Who’s are amabassador to New Guinea. There’s a job for this guy in the Obama admin.
Ummmmmmmm.
Okay.
Beats the hell out of spreading ‘organtic fertilizer’ from the chicken coop.
Life is truely stranger than fiction.
Bannana Sex ping <p>
You know what? That guy has a gift, he should go into sales. Should sell something with a huge pricetag, like houses, fighter planes, or large earthmovers.
He would be rich.
Thats it. I feel the time has long past to form a fund for keyboards lost to posts like yours. Who can afford this!?!
From here on foward, a one dollar donation is required to all posters of material that cause the destruction of a keyboard or fry a monitor due to rapid fluid loss from the user! JimRob, Kristinn, are you LISTENING!!!!?????
Loved your mad banana!!
This is so funny. I’m keeping it for future use.
I promise a banana in every pocket....
Was the leader referred to as “Mellow Yellow”?
Maybe the leader got confused after seeing a Planned Parenthood demonstration of how to put a condom on a banana.
How come this never works when I try it?
Yes. And quite rightly.
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