Posted on 09/08/2009 8:57:34 AM PDT by Wardenclyffe
Teenager Jessica Maree Langford has pleaded not guilty to charge of culpable driving which led to the tragic death of her boyfriend Daniel Glover.
Evidence used in the Melbourne Magistrates court against the 19-year-old included evidence of speeding, an unlawful blood-alcohol reading and the fact that she was naked at the time as means by which to commit her to trial.
Miss Langford told the court she and Glover had been skinny-dipping around midnight at Shoreham on Melbourne’s Mornington Peninsula and had used their clothes to dry themselves. She denied any suggestion that sexual activity had taken place whilst driving.
Langford’s car was calculated as travelling at 104 km/h at the time of the accident, in which she apparently over-steered before crashing into a power pole. Glover, who was wearing a seatbelt at the time, was secured into the vehicle as it rotated into the pylon. Langford, who was not wearing a safety belt, was thrown clear of the wreckage and found nearby on the ground with minor injuries.
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Naked motoring never ends well.
How about evidence photos of the accused at the scene?
That would be DWD, or Driving While Decent. Very decent.
Okay, Daniel may not have scored a run, so to speak, but I’m going to gently suggest the possibility that shortly prior to the crash he may have been trying to slide into third base. Which, although I don’t entirely blame him on general principles, would be a bad idea when his girlfriend was driving the car at highway speeds.
Darwin Award nomination for him, and an Honorable Mention for her. It’s possible to get thrown from a car after you wrap it around a power pole at 60 and remain alive and whole for the manslaughter trial...but it’s not the way to bet.
I had to drive home in my undies one night. I was at the beach, lying on my back looking at the stars, and the tide came up higher than it had been and soaked my jeans.
LOL...Happens to the best of us....
Driving while orgasmic!
He was enjoying a ‘tuna taco’ at the time. And she was getting a ‘tongue lashing’!
Just for the halibut?
Not guilty.
Not guilty.
Was he thrown, or blown out of the car?
What ever they were doing, it seems to have involved bondage, and she was dominatrix.
Who amongst us has not driven naked after skinny dipping?
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Not me!
She was using another stick as her stick shift.
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