Public doubts ‘official’ account of Kennedy death

The Skunk ^ | August 30,2009 | Editors

[buccaneer81]

Public doubts ‘official’ account of Kennedy death By Editors, The Skunk • on August 30, 2009 •

BOSTON — Over 68% of Americans don’t believe the official government story that Senator Edward Kennedy died from a brain tumor, according to a survey released today.

[princess leah]

I think Obama made ol Teddy take the blue pill for the good of the party and his Health Care bill...

[COBOL2Java]

They should have given him a Viking funeral. With all the alcohol in his body igniting the pyre wouldn't have been a problem at all.

[Seruzawa]

WARNING: linking to the website results in a malware warning from my AV software.

[FateAmenableToChange]

More likely his liver went. It’s a lot easier to drum up support of health care if your “lion” died of a brain tumor (”Why, that might happen to anyone...”) versus cirrhosis of the liver caused by his incredibly dissolute, gluttinous, and self-centered lifestyle. The alternative might be syphilis caught from sandwiched waitresses, but it’s doubtful in this day and age.

[Brilliant]

Liver disease.

[FormerACLUmember]

Suspicions were raised after an inspection of Teddy Kennedy's bedroom:

Teddy should have been buried at sea in an upside down Oldsmobile 88 with a whiskey bottle shoved up his tuckis.

[verity]

Paranoid Americans.

[uncbob]

Hard to believe this survey

Based on what do they make that claim

[buccaneer81]

It’s satire.

[Hulka]

Gullible verity. . .news report was from a satire website.

[RebelTXRose]

I kept thinking that this brain cancer was taking MUCH TOO LONG to take him to his Maker. Liver cancer sounds about right. I’ve personally know 4 people with brain cancer - none of them made it longer than 6 months after diagnosis.

[randog]

LOL!!

[varon]

..............at least two witnesses saw what they believed were two fatal viruses and a bacterium lingering around Kennedy’s hotel room on a trip to Hawaii in 2007.

Is there even the remotest chance that the two fatal viruses and a bacterium were still lingering when Bambi visited Hawaii recently???

[verity]

Americans ARE paranoid!

[RetSignman]

I wouldn’t be too quick to dismiss, there is a report that a man was seen running from his hospital room with a large ‘Super Soaker’. A nurse when asked about the incident replied “His bed was all wet and it reeked of scotch”.

[Hulka]

verity. . . You get caught swallowing a completely satirical article and then in your defense you use yourself as proof that “Americans ARE paranoid.”

Clever. . .and funny as heck.

[Nonstatist]

Now thats's satire! Much better than some of the vanity inanities we've seen here recently.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

This may be satire, but give it a couple of years and it will be the truth.

[A knight without armor]

I wonder how many people did they actually talk to to arrive at 68% of Americans.