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Chappaquiddick bridge to be renamed Ted Kennedy memorial causeway
www.wineandexcrement.com (satire) ^ | 1SEP09 | Sisyphus

Posted on 09/01/2009 7:10:53 PM PDT by orwell2112

EDGARTOWN, Mass. – Just a week after the death of semi-permanent Senate fixture Ted Kennedy, the so-called Lion of the Senate has garnered a touching posthumous honor in his home state.

Chappaquiddick’s picturesque Dike Bridge, where, in a less-than-lionhearted moment in 1969, Kennedy drove a young courtesan to her watery death, is to be rechristened in his name, Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick (D) confirmed today ...

(Excerpt) Read more at wineandexcrement.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chappaquiddick; satire; tedkennedy
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1 posted on 09/01/2009 7:10:53 PM PDT by orwell2112
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This is a joke right?


2 posted on 09/01/2009 7:11:52 PM PDT by Linda Frances
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To: orwell2112

LOL! Now that’s funny. I don’t care who you are.


3 posted on 09/01/2009 7:12:30 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Dude! Where's my country?)
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To: Linda Frances

Yes look at the source


4 posted on 09/01/2009 7:13:48 PM PDT by classified
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To: Linda Frances

My exact thought!


5 posted on 09/01/2009 7:13:51 PM PDT by aliquando (A Scout is T, L, H, F, C, K, O, C, T, B, C, and R.)
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To: Linda Frances

Yes the bridge is long gone.


6 posted on 09/01/2009 7:14:10 PM PDT by omega4179 ( -11)
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I hope they at lease up up some public safety signs.

7 posted on 09/01/2009 7:14:18 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Fill your hands you sons of bitches!)
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Wine and Excrement? LOL!


8 posted on 09/01/2009 7:15:28 PM PDT by max americana (i)
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To: Linda Frances

With a source named “Wine and Excrement”, you have to ask??...


9 posted on 09/01/2009 7:15:42 PM PDT by Bean Counter (No, I am Jim Thompson!!)
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To: orwell2112

When you take the tour of the Kennedys’ Camelot, ask to see the Lady In The Lake.


10 posted on 09/01/2009 7:15:56 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: MarineBrat

That car is about to plunge right into the bacon.


11 posted on 09/01/2009 7:16:57 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: orwell2112

Why just call it “Murderer’s Row”?


12 posted on 09/01/2009 7:17:38 PM PDT by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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That’s gonna leave a mark...


13 posted on 09/01/2009 7:19:11 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: a fool in paradise

LOL! Good one.


14 posted on 09/01/2009 7:20:17 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Dude! Where's my country?)
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Oh, that's gonna leave a mark. Very snarky.
15 posted on 09/01/2009 7:21:02 PM PDT by DejaJude
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SATIRE! S A T I R E ! ! !


16 posted on 09/01/2009 7:22:48 PM PDT by Jo Nuvark (Those who bless Israel will be blessed, those who curse Israel will be cursed. Gen 12:3)
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17 posted on 09/01/2009 7:24:09 PM PDT by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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Wonder how you do go about getting a bridge named after someone, you know, as an honor. ;)


18 posted on 09/01/2009 7:24:12 PM PDT by chris_bdba
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19 posted on 09/01/2009 7:30:29 PM PDT by Dallas59
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Chappaquiddick bridge to be renamed Ted Kennedy memorial causeway


Slide show of a few Kennedy's "claim to fame" images!

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orwell2112 - That is a wonderful post!

Rot in hell Ted Kennedy!

20 posted on 09/01/2009 7:37:14 PM PDT by B-Cause (It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.)
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