Posted on 09/01/2009 2:33:24 PM PDT by pissant
MOUNTLAKE TERRACE — Call it “Strippergate” with a twist, a scam and a fall.
Four Mountlake Terrace men decided to extend a bout of heavy drinking early Saturday by ordering up erotic dancers they found advertised on the Internet, Mountlake Terrace police Sgt. Doug Hansen said.
The men, ages 22 to 46, or “old enough to know better,” as Hansen said, found an advertisement on Craigslist for strippers.
They pooled their cash — $440 — and found some women who looked appealing to them, Hansen said.
Around 5:45 a.m., three dancers arrived at the home of one of the men in the 23100 block of 51st Avenue W., Hansen said.
The dancers didn’t live up to their online descriptions, the men later told police.
They were “not as advertised,” Hansen said. The women were overweight and weren’t as alluring as the photos posted online.
Police asked the men to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10: Most of the men rated the women a “2,” although the drunkest among them said “4.”
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ROFLMAO!!!
I question the “men” description. Funny.
Any chance these idiots were named? I got some good land in FL I’m selling at VERY reasonable prices...they might smell a little swampy and be full of bugs, but hey...
Somebody should have called Clinton.
Whodathought something like that could happen?
FMCDH(BITS
Does that mean there was no happy ending?
lol at some of the readers comments.....
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Those fat strippers need to be held accountable for stealing. There is nothing worse than getting excited for a stripper and then some fat, nasty cow shows up. If men wanted to pay to see that we would go to the Wal-Mart. Why do fat women think they can strip anyway? I don’t know one guy that wants to see Rosie O’donnell naked. I guess it’s true what they say...fat women need love too...but we shouldn’t have to pay them, they should pay us!
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So let me get this so I don’t fall suspect.
We are looking for a couple of overweight strippers,ugly ones,with a couple of dents in thier car.
JUST GO TO WALMART.You’ll find your suspects!!!!
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Rated a 2!! The drunkest guy said a 4! Boy they must of been pretty damn nasty! Even with beer goggles not a 6 or 7. HA HA this is the funniest news ever. I’m glad they called the cops without them we would of never heard about this incident. Well at least I know not to use craigslist now.
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It looks and sounds like these guys could be possible candidates for future “Darwin Awards,” unless they change their way of thinking and their ways.
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Obviously they were not drunk ENOUGH.. Duuugh..
Strippers are an odd commodity in the sense that their value is calculated using an inverse $$/lb. ratio.
“The girls look prettier at closing time, when the lights are way down low and the music gets real slow”......
Yes, obviously the men were not drunk enough. With enough Jack Daniels, every woman can be hot, some just require more whiskey then others. It sounded unfortunately, for these wild and crazy guys, that it might of required dangerous amounts of alcohol this time. What a bunch of buffoons.
Do these guys play lacrosse?
10 = 4 + 6pack.
Nooo! Get out!
The funniest thing was that, even though they weren’t at all as described, these fools paid them the $440 anyway!
"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
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