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1 posted on 09/01/2009 1:54:31 PM PDT by Lucky9teen

WTF is she talking about-Elmo

2 posted on 09/01/2009 1:57:54 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus

Get Elmo to teach the little kids to wash their hands.

4 posted on 09/01/2009 1:59:01 PM PDT by Biggirl ("God Is Great, Beer Is Good, People Are Crazy"-Billy Currington :)=^..^==^..^==^..^==^..^=)

To: 1rudeboy; absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; ...

Elmo: Hi Kids! Can you say Radical? Heheh.....Can you say scam? Heheh.....Can you say generated crisis? Heheh....I knew you could!

5 posted on 09/01/2009 1:59:02 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (America is at that awkward stage..2 late 2 work within the system, but 2 early 2 shoot the bastards)

It would have been great if it were the surly Times Square Elmo......

Bad Elmo

6 posted on 09/01/2009 1:59:30 PM PDT by edpc (Green jobs for Pookie!)

Hey, Look!!! TWO PUPPETS!!!

10 posted on 09/01/2009 2:04:51 PM PDT by immadashell

Elmo appears with Sebelius in a last minute scheduling change after a restraining order was placed on Cookie Monster for confusing Sebelius’s hair with a sugar coated cookie.

12 posted on 09/01/2009 2:06:14 PM PDT by Domandred (Fdisk, format, and reinstall the entire .gov system. I am Jim Thompson.)

Even next to a muppet she doesn’t look any smarter.

14 posted on 09/01/2009 2:07:51 PM PDT by FlashBack ('0'bama: "Katrina on a Global Level")

Glad she found a friend and partner who complements her.

17 posted on 09/01/2009 2:09:09 PM PDT by x

HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius attempts to rehabilitate her credibility
by posing with Sesame Street's Elmo.

19 posted on 09/01/2009 2:13:51 PM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])

For all you kids who we were unable to abort, Elmo has a message for you.

21 posted on 09/01/2009 2:17:11 PM PDT by Retired Greyhound

Why is Elmo standing next to “the Count’s” mom?

22 posted on 09/01/2009 2:18:20 PM PDT by Darth Dan

Does anyone else find it funny that they have to put (R) to let people know she’s the one on the right and not the giant fuzzy red thing on the left?

24 posted on 09/01/2009 2:25:21 PM PDT by Roos_Girl ("Obama is Kenyan for idiot" - CC)

Sebelius and fellow traveler, Hammer-and-Sickle-Me Elmo...

25 posted on 09/01/2009 2:27:17 PM PDT by mikrofon (Red & Ready)

I never liked puppets,.... any kind of puppets. Like clowns, they’re all evil, capital E V I L!

26 posted on 09/01/2009 2:29:20 PM PDT by garyhope ( It's world war IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islamofascism.)

Me, Elmo and the Media all have the same thing in common: a hand up our a** working our jaw.

29 posted on 09/01/2009 2:56:59 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)

Massachusetts replaced Teddy faster than I thought they would.

30 posted on 09/01/2009 3:01:12 PM PDT by Toespi

"All right, children. Does anyone else have a question they'd like to ask the Vice-President...?"

31 posted on 09/01/2009 3:10:37 PM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (http://www.conservatives4palin.com/)

There is a factory in America which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 0800.
The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.
She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches the woman.

"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday"................ Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

32 posted on 09/01/2009 3:11:35 PM PDT by red-dawg (If you don't like the constitution, move to a country with one you like. LEAVE OURS ALONE.)

"I come to you today as a puppet intent on controlling every aspect of your personal lives. OTOH, Elmo just wants a hug."

33 posted on 09/01/2009 3:17:50 PM PDT by TADSLOS (Proud FR Mobster)

"You want PBS to get govt funding?
You help us sell the message."

34 posted on 09/01/2009 3:35:30 PM PDT by paulycy

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