I'll bet.
Posted on 08/31/2009 12:49:36 PM PDT by RDTF
What? Wait a second... Michael Jackson’s dead?!? Who knew? Why wasn’t there any media coverage of it? Sheesh!
That’s OK, he can still vote.
Micheal Jackson (1958 - 2009), crushed under the weight of his own mania.
Thirty years ago, Michael Jackson was a groundbreaking genius, fired in the kiln of his Father's obsessive cruelty and desire to be rich. He became a man-baby, stripped of a childhood and forced to insanely run after one, long after other his age were grown up. Cursed by seemingly unlimited money, he never had to deal with the fact his Dad was a rat bastard, but instead crawled back into the womb, dragging other real children with him. If a poor person did half the things he did, those around him would have said, "Holy mama-jama on a pogo stick, you are SCREWED UP, DUDE!" However, his money made him not crazy, but "eccentric" in the way of old world royalty.
He had no real friends, but merely an entourage of hangers on. In the end, he lived and died ultimately like Elvis; sad, pathetic and a shadow of his once-impressive talent. His life was made meaningless by atrophy, he was a wright, a wraith of botched surgeries and bad financial management. He was born a poor black boy, and died a rich white woman, terrified of the outside world, and in almost every respect the specter of Nora Desmond, wrapped in the Sunset Boulevard of Neverland, waiting the final closeup that made people uncomfortably turn away, unsettled, and go back to worshiping the man he was three decades earlier, before he was devoured by demons all his own, and like the Thriller zombie that made him famous, dragged down to his ultimate judgment.
His records rise again, macabre, from the crypt of his talent, to strut and fret upon the stage of our memories, but he is dead, dead, dead, and is remembered as the crawling zeitgeist of a creepy old man with a plastic nose, a boogyman wandering the night in search of both his childhood, and his long lost talent.
Boy, you’re telling me.
Jacko really hated being an african, didn’t he?
Hopefully this means Mila Kunis comes to her senses and comes running into my arms.
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t. - Mark Twain
Is it believed that he diddled Caulkin? That would make it extra creepy.
Macaullay Culkin the biological father of Michael Jackson’s youngest child? This whole saga gets stranger and stranger.
Put ‘em all on Jerry Springer! I don’t know why anyone cares about these hollywood freak shows.
y u c k
Thanks Perdogg. Coincidentally, over the weekend I started watching “That 70s Show” disks with season 6 (I’ve seen 1-5 quite a number of times, finally finished off the series collection last year). Since she’s in showbiz she’s undoubtedly screwed up, but whoa, has grown up into a hottie. Her first mens mags covers were stiff and uncomfortable, but she’s more relaxed now (probably she did those too young).
First off, the early ones:
http://theaterofmine.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mila.jpg
http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2005/12/07/mila-kunis/mila_kunis_l1.jpg
Much better:
http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/mila-kunis-image.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii24/rellik91/mila_kunis_l152.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Mila_Kunis_2008.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Mila_Kunis_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg
with the freak kid:
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/milakunismacaulayculkin2.jpg
and now:
Good Plastic Surgery
The new Mila Kunis
May 9th, 2008
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/the-new-mila-kunis.jpg
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2008/05/09/the-new-mila-kunis/
I don’t wanna know how Michael got the sample.
ROTFL!!!
Well the source is the Sun so let’s call it “allegedly”.
That was what he was TOLD it was for anyway... fatherhood by proxy.
I'll bet.
Culkin or Jackson. Culkin or Jackson. Hmmm, I’m damned if I can figure out which one mucks up the gene pool more.
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