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Home Alone Culkin ‘is dad of Blanket’
The Sun UK ^ | Aug 31, 2009 | DAVID WILLETTS

Posted on 08/31/2009 12:49:36 PM PDT by RDTF

ACTOR Macaulay Culkin is the mystery dad of Michael Jackson's son Blanket, it was claimed last night. The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm to help Jacko create his seven-year-old offspring - real name Prince Michael II - with an unknown surrogate mum.

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(Excerpt) Read more at thesun.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: culkin; ivf; michaeljackson; napl
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To: RDTF

What? Wait a second... Michael Jackson’s dead?!? Who knew? Why wasn’t there any media coverage of it? Sheesh!


21 posted on 08/31/2009 1:13:05 PM PDT by Two Kids' Dad (((( ))))
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To: Two Kids' Dad

That’s OK, he can still vote.


22 posted on 08/31/2009 1:18:48 PM PDT by Clock King (There's no way to fix D.C.)
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To: trumandogz
Once and for all...

Micheal Jackson (1958 - 2009), crushed under the weight of his own mania.

Thirty years ago, Michael Jackson was a groundbreaking genius, fired in the kiln of his Father's obsessive cruelty and desire to be rich. He became a man-baby, stripped of a childhood and forced to insanely run after one, long after other his age were grown up. Cursed by seemingly unlimited money, he never had to deal with the fact his Dad was a rat bastard, but instead crawled back into the womb, dragging other real children with him. If a poor person did half the things he did, those around him would have said, "Holy mama-jama on a pogo stick, you are SCREWED UP, DUDE!" However, his money made him not crazy, but "eccentric" in the way of old world royalty.

He had no real friends, but merely an entourage of hangers on. In the end, he lived and died ultimately like Elvis; sad, pathetic and a shadow of his once-impressive talent. His life was made meaningless by atrophy, he was a wright, a wraith of botched surgeries and bad financial management. He was born a poor black boy, and died a rich white woman, terrified of the outside world, and in almost every respect the specter of Nora Desmond, wrapped in the Sunset Boulevard of Neverland, waiting the final closeup that made people uncomfortably turn away, unsettled, and go back to worshiping the man he was three decades earlier, before he was devoured by demons all his own, and like the Thriller zombie that made him famous, dragged down to his ultimate judgment.

His records rise again, macabre, from the crypt of his talent, to strut and fret upon the stage of our memories, but he is dead, dead, dead, and is remembered as the crawling zeitgeist of a creepy old man with a plastic nose, a boogyman wandering the night in search of both his childhood, and his long lost talent.

23 posted on 08/31/2009 1:32:37 PM PDT by 50sDad (The Left cannot understand life is not in a test tube. Raise taxes, & jobs go away.)
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To: RDTF

Boy, you’re telling me.


24 posted on 08/31/2009 1:39:31 PM PDT by waxer1 ( "The Bible is the rock on which our republic rests." -Andrew Jackson)
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To: RDTF

Jacko really hated being an african, didn’t he?


25 posted on 08/31/2009 1:44:54 PM PDT by RoshYisrael
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To: RoshYisrael

Hopefully this means Mila Kunis comes to her senses and comes running into my arms.


26 posted on 08/31/2009 1:58:31 PM PDT by MiltonFriedmanFan
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t. - Mark Twain

Is it believed that he diddled Caulkin? That would make it extra creepy.


27 posted on 08/31/2009 2:08:20 PM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: fieldmarshaldj; ExTexasRedhead; Impy; neverdem; GOPsterinMA; Cindy; AuntB

Macaullay Culkin the biological father of Michael Jackson’s youngest child? This whole saga gets stranger and stranger.


28 posted on 08/31/2009 5:01:48 PM PDT by Clintonfatigued (Liberal sacred cows make great hamburger)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Put ‘em all on Jerry Springer! I don’t know why anyone cares about these hollywood freak shows.


29 posted on 08/31/2009 5:53:14 PM PDT by AuntB (First the government cripples you, then it tries to sell you a crutch!)
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To: Clintonfatigued

y u c k


30 posted on 08/31/2009 6:22:12 PM PDT by GOPsterinMA (Who paid for Mary Jo Kopechne's funeral?)
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To: Perdogg

Thanks Perdogg. Coincidentally, over the weekend I started watching “That 70s Show” disks with season 6 (I’ve seen 1-5 quite a number of times, finally finished off the series collection last year). Since she’s in showbiz she’s undoubtedly screwed up, but whoa, has grown up into a hottie. Her first mens mags covers were stiff and uncomfortable, but she’s more relaxed now (probably she did those too young).

First off, the early ones:

http://theaterofmine.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/mila.jpg
http://cdn2.maxim.com/maxim/files/2005/12/07/mila-kunis/mila_kunis_l1.jpg

Much better:

http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/mila-kunis-image.jpg
http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii24/rellik91/mila_kunis_l152.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Mila_Kunis_2008.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3b/Mila_Kunis_by_Gage_Skidmore.jpg

with the freak kid:

http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/milakunismacaulayculkin2.jpg

and now:

Good Plastic Surgery
The new Mila Kunis
May 9th, 2008
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/the-new-mila-kunis.jpg
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2008/05/09/the-new-mila-kunis/


31 posted on 08/31/2009 6:35:31 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: Perdogg
as I said, screwed up -- wearing "Barack the Vote" t-shirt.
32 posted on 08/31/2009 6:45:00 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/__Since Jan 3, 2004__Profile updated Monday, January 12, 2009)
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To: RDTF

I don’t wanna know how Michael got the sample.


33 posted on 08/31/2009 8:05:33 PM PDT by Daniel II (I'm Jim Thompson, this is my brother Jimmy, and this is my other brother Jimmy)
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To: Misterioso
Homo loan?

ROTFL!!!

34 posted on 09/01/2009 1:27:32 PM PDT by leilani
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To: Clintonfatigued; GOPsterinMA; fieldmarshaldj

Well the source is the Sun so let’s call it “allegedly”.


35 posted on 09/02/2009 11:43:57 AM PDT by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: Slings and Arrows
The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm to help Jacko

That was what he was TOLD it was for anyway... fatherhood by proxy.

36 posted on 09/02/2009 11:56:02 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Kennedycare?Recall that "Animal Farm" begins with a Socialist Revolution to honor Big Major's legacy)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm

I'll bet.


37 posted on 09/02/2009 4:35:15 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: RDTF
"The Home Alone film star is said to have donated sperm..."

Michael spat?
38 posted on 09/03/2009 8:37:01 AM PDT by RightOnTheLeftCoast (Cheney/Palin 2012!)
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To: RDTF

Culkin or Jackson. Culkin or Jackson. Hmmm, I’m damned if I can figure out which one mucks up the gene pool more.


39 posted on 09/03/2009 8:38:20 AM PDT by Non-Sequitur
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