Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
5 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what supermarkets are offering discounts on brands of light bulbs, and what customer service they expect in a lightbulb shop
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Miss High Beam?
I am very disappointed, 59 post before it got to cheese and moose. Free Republic just isn’t what it once was in the good old days.
None. True conservatives only use candles.
We forgot the 7 “cop-haters” who think it is a cops fault the bulb burned out and the 9 “cop-apologists” that will say the lightbulb got what it deserved.
I must say, that lit me up!
The phrase "hoist on one's own petard" comes to mind. ;)
Where is the lightbulb bailout?
Don’t forget the 6 that argue about biblical passages that they believe relate to changing a light bulb.
The 4 that will tell you the US is dying because we can’t make a light bulb that lasts longer.
Also, the dozens that blame Obama for reducing our countries capacity to make those same bulbs.
All of your lightbulb are belong to us.
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The lightbulb is not out.
The Moderator removed it.
4 to post Get over it. Deal with the new light bulb for 3.5 more years.
3 to post the light bulb story is fake. If it was possible to change the light bulb Hillary Clinton would have already done it.
5 to post that the light bulb should watch it’s back because Hillary and Bubba are in the wings just waiting to replace it.
Don't forget about the Freepers who somehow find a way to make it political!
Hit refresh or F5 several times.
No Birther thread hijack attempts?
One post telling us how Chuck Norris would intimidate the bulb into changing itself.
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