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How many Frepers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Friday Humor)

Posted on 08/14/2009 7:19:07 AM PDT by Borges

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

5 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

6 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what supermarkets are offering discounts on brands of light bulbs, and what customer service they expect in a lightbulb shop

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: fantasticwoklaunch; frepers; humor; lightbulbjokes; napl; vanity
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To: Young Werther

Miss High Beam?


101 posted on 08/14/2009 8:16:36 AM PDT by Eaker (The Two Loudest Sounds in the World.....Bang When it should have been Click and the Reverse.)
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To: wbill

I am very disappointed, 59 post before it got to cheese and moose. Free Republic just isn’t what it once was in the good old days.


102 posted on 08/14/2009 8:18:45 AM PDT by Gadsden1st
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To: Borges

None. True conservatives only use candles.


103 posted on 08/14/2009 8:19:46 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
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To: Borges

We forgot the 7 “cop-haters” who think it is a cops fault the bulb burned out and the 9 “cop-apologists” that will say the lightbulb got what it deserved.


104 posted on 08/14/2009 8:20:33 AM PDT by gunnut
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To: Eaker
UU ------ think!
105 posted on 08/14/2009 8:22:06 AM PDT by Young Werther (Julius Caesar (Quae Cum Ita Sunt. Since these things are so.))
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To: Young Werther

I must say, that lit me up!


106 posted on 08/14/2009 8:25:14 AM PDT by 6ppc (It's torch and pitchfork time)
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To: Borges; Admin Moderator
Aaargh I spelled Freepers wrong. Can you help out?

The phrase "hoist on one's own petard" comes to mind. ;)

107 posted on 08/14/2009 8:25:32 AM PDT by Constitution Day
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To: Borges

Where is the lightbulb bailout?


108 posted on 08/14/2009 8:29:47 AM PDT by Jessica2677 (I cant afford taxes anymore so I am claiming EXEMPT!)
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To: Borges

Don’t forget the 6 that argue about biblical passages that they believe relate to changing a light bulb.

The 4 that will tell you the US is dying because we can’t make a light bulb that lasts longer.

Also, the dozens that blame Obama for reducing our countries capacity to make those same bulbs.


109 posted on 08/14/2009 8:32:13 AM PDT by stuartcr (Everything happens as God wants it to...otherwise, things would be different.)
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All of your lightbulb are belong to us.


110 posted on 08/14/2009 8:34:34 AM PDT by Vermont Lt (Ein Volk, Ein Riech, Ein Ein.)
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To: Admin Moderator; Borges
Does Jim Thompson know about this splinter group of Frepers on his site?
111 posted on 08/14/2009 8:35:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (There is no truth in the Pravda Media.)
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To: Borges
FReepers don't need light bulbs.
It's those other guys that are in the dark.
112 posted on 08/14/2009 8:35:29 AM PDT by astyanax (I'm here to spread peace, love and happiness... so get the f*#% out of my way.)
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To: Borges; 75thOVI; Abathar; alarm rider; albee; Alice au Wonderland; Amityschild; ...

No amateurs, please.
Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

The lightbulb is not out.

The Moderator removed it.

113 posted on 08/14/2009 8:46:52 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Borges

4 to post Get over it. Deal with the new light bulb for 3.5 more years.

3 to post the light bulb story is fake. If it was possible to change the light bulb Hillary Clinton would have already done it.

5 to post that the light bulb should watch it’s back because Hillary and Bubba are in the wings just waiting to replace it.


114 posted on 08/14/2009 8:51:04 AM PDT by Smokeyblue
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To: Young Werther
12 FReepers to point out that they would "HIT IT"

15 FReepers to charge "NOT GUILTY" ; )
115 posted on 08/14/2009 8:53:36 AM PDT by marine86297 (I'll never forgive Clinton for Somalia, my blood is on his hands)
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To: ThomasThomas
change-poster

Don't forget about the Freepers who somehow find a way to make it political!

116 posted on 08/14/2009 8:57:23 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals aren't screaming you're doing it wrong.)
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To: Borges; boxerblues; HiTech RedNeck

Hit refresh or F5 several times.


117 posted on 08/14/2009 9:12:03 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Jimmy Carter - now the second worst POTUS ever. BHO has #1 spot in his sights.)
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To: Borges

No Birther thread hijack attempts?


119 posted on 08/14/2009 9:54:10 AM PDT by BJClinton (One Big Ass Mistake America)
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To: Borges

One post telling us how Chuck Norris would intimidate the bulb into changing itself.


120 posted on 08/14/2009 9:57:36 AM PDT by posterchild (Endowed by my Creator with certain unalienable rights.)
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