thanks for that day brightener!
I bet Ted Kennedy was driving the truck...
I’d rather go hunting with Cheney, than driving with Kennedy!
Insurgents kidnapped Couric, Carville and their Marine bodyguard. Each was bound with ropes, and asked one last request.
Couric asked for a bottle of Bacardi with ice. They complied. Couric finished the bottle, and sighed content.
Carville asked for one last call to his wife. A sat-phone call later, he sighed satisfied.
The Marine asked, “Kick me in the ass!” The insurgent did. The Marine popped up, miraculously severed his bonds with his bayonet, and killed every insurgent present with a hidden Glock. Then he cut Couric and Carville loose.
Carville asked, “Why didn’t you just do that before?”
The Marine laughed, saying “What, and have you two report I was the aggressor!?”
Two blondes are looking at each other from across a river.
One yells across “how do I get to the other side?”
“You are on the other side!” the other one yells back.
Bill Clinton went to see his doctor and the doctor told him, “Bill, you have to stop masturbating.” The startled Bill Clinton asked him, “Why?” and the doctor replied, “Because I have to examine you.”
Mel
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “Hey, why the long face?”.
LOL
Very good
A woman has terrible gas. Goes to the doctor and says doctor, doctor what can I do? He gives her a bottle of pills and tells he to come back the next day. Next day she comes back with the same problem and doctor gives more pills...this continues for a few more days and finally she comes back to his office and waits a few minutes. The doctor enters the room with a long pole with a hook on the end of it. The woman is alarmed and says doctor, doctor what are you going to do with that? He says, I’m going to open that window up there; it stinks like shit in here!
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