Bill Clinton went to see his doctor and the doctor told him, “Bill, you have to stop masturbating.” The startled Bill Clinton asked him, “Why?” and the doctor replied, “Because I have to examine you.”
LOL
Winner
LOL.
A young Barack Obama and Michele were laying in bed after their first date — which ended up with them making passionite love for hours.
As they were relaxing, Barack just had to scratch his balls, so he tried to hide it.
“Oh, don’t hide, Barack,” said Michele. “I love to see a man scratch his balls.”
Really?” exclaimed a suprised Barck. “You like to see me scratch my balls?”
“Yeah,” cooed Michele. “I really miss mine.”