So, you think you're a birther?

The Greater Evil ^ | 08/08/2009 | Polarik

[Polarik]

You know you’re a Birther when:

• Green is your least favorite color.
  
  
• You know more about Millard Fillmore than Barack Obama
  
  
• You see an ad for a butcher shop in Chicago that sells, “natural-born chickens.”
  
  
• You think that “Out of Africa” is a film about Obama’s birthplace.
  
  
• A cop asks to see your driver’s license, and you tell him to visit Factcheck.org.
  
  
• You found Obama’s name in the “Guinness Book of No Records.”
  
  
• You wonder if Obama gave his grandmother, “end-of-life counseling.”
  
  
• “Who Wants to be a Millionaire,” was a job announcement for Obama’s attorney.
  
  
• For the first time in your adult life, you feel really punked by the President.
  
  
• You give a gold plaque to Kapiolani that says, Obama was NOT born here.”
  
  
• While vacationing in Hawaii, you dialed, “411,” and got Janice Okubo.
  
  
• The three major networks are trash-talking about you during Sweeps Week.

HOWEVER...

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If you think that this:

 

 

Is a high-resolution copy of this:

 

 

 

Then you need to be in this:

 

'Cause you're NOT a Birther!

[Polarik]

Google “Jay McKinnon” and “Israel Insider”

You’re only about 13 months late to the story.

[BushCountry]

Thanks... was just going through some old threads and seen this... should have researched better.

[hjczw]

I’m going to confess this here. I’ve been thinking of O more and more as Sauron, and the REAL Birth Certificate as the One Ring that he though was lost or destroyed long ago. It’s out there though and one of the so-called “weak” will bring him down with it.

Also!
Gibbs = Mouth of Sauron
Cronies like Sebelius and Napolitano = Nazgul
SEIU/Union thugs = Orcs
ACORN = Trolls

Just something that amuses me.

[Polarik]

Agreed! He was not an overnight sensation, but a 40-year effort in the making.

The Man has no real past: it’s all manfactured. He got to be where he is using Chicago thug tactics and Ailinsky’s Rules for Radicals, with a lot of help from his “friends.”

The Media is mostly to blame for making a celebrity of him and refusing to investigate him even a little.

If Reagan was the Teflon President, then Obama is the cloaked President.

[GregNH]

Hi, my name is Greg and I am a Birther. This is my first BA meeting....

[PennsylvaniaMom]

(Stands, looks around and waves)...

Hi, I am PennsylvaniaMom. I am literally and figuratively a “birther.”

Welcome back to the posting world.

[azishot]

Yep, I’m a proud flag waving, Constitution loving, true believing BIRTHER!!!!!

[MeekOneGOP]

Booooooomp !!! :)

[1ofmanyfree]

Bitter clinging birther here. And proud of it!

[RaceBannon]

Wish you well! :)

[IrishPennant]

Birther here!!! From the start and until the end...

[Jet Jaguar]

BTTT

[SaraJohnson]

Excellent!