~~~~ThE oFfIcIaL fRiDaY sIlLiNeSs BeEr SuMmItT ThReAd~~~~

[Lucky9teen]

Beer is better than Obama, because........

..soldiers like beer.

..... sailors like beer.

..... marines like beer.

..... beer doesn't come from Madrassas.

..... you know what's in beer.

..... beer won't take half your paycheck.

..... beer makes life a little better.

..... you're sad if there's no more beer.

..... beer doesn't lie.

..... beer doesn't have entitlement demands.

Beer is better than Obama, because........

..... beer and whine don't mix.

..... beer has a pretty good head on it.

..... beer and bowling go together.

..... beer and arugula don't.

..... beer doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth.

..... beer doesn’t mind if you cling to your beer.

..... beer doesn’t trash talk you behind your back.

..... cold beer disproves the myth of man made global warming.

..... imported beer doesn’t pretend to be domestic.

..... beer likes it when I set my thermostat COLD.

Beer is better than Obama, because........

..... beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s Day.

..... beer didn’t smoke pot and snort coke.

..... beer is better than Vichy Water.

..... beer is unpretentious.

..... people in small towns cling to God, guns and beer.

..... beer doesn't promise you a free lunch.

..... there ain't no Pabst Bilal* Ribbon. Not yet anyway. *"Bilal - Satisfies thirst; name of the Prophets Muezzin (one who calls for prayer)"

..... beer won’t throw you under the bus.

..... beer doesn't cut and run.

Beer is better than Obama, because........

..... beer isn't phony.

..... beer doesn't flip-flop.

..... beer’s ingredients known for sure.

..... beer makes people happy.

..... beer is as American as apple pie.

..... beer isn't promoted on National Public Radio.

..... beer doesn't mind if you own an SUV.

..... beer doesn't care how much you make.

..... a beer won't blame America for 9/11.

..... beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.

Beer is better than Obama, because........

..... beer isn't a lawyer.

..... beer comes with an expiration date.

..... beer and NASCAR go together.

..... you're not afraid to turn your back on a beer.

..... beers don't have friends who bombed the pentagon.

..... an empty beer is better than an empty suit.

..... beer minds its own business.

..... beer doesn't tell you what you want to hear.

..... beer is worth what you pay for it.

..... beer doesn't lecture you about "global warming."

Beer is better than Obama, because........

..... beer doesn't care what color you are.

..... beer doesn't want to take away your gun.

..... beer is popular with working people.

..... beer isn't crazy.

..... beers don't start out as empties.

..... beers don't rig elections.

..... beers don't raise taxes.

..... beer and coke don't mix.

..... beer wants to make you sociable; Obama wants to make you socialist.

..... no matter how often you pee, you can't rid yourself of Obama.

..... a beer hangover means you had a good time; an Obama hangover means the good times are gone.

..... beer will make the ball game more fun; Obama will tax your balls off.

..... too much beer means some of us will occasionally have to say "I'm sorry." Too much Obama means we're all gonna be very, very sorry for a long, long time.

[Lucky9teen]

Are you racist?

Antiracist.
 
Love and peace within all races. There are good PEOPLE and bad PEOPLE never a good or bad race. People are people. Love thy neighbor.

[Lucky9teen]

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Drink Up Mr. White House Damage Control Man....your days are numbered.

[ClearCase_guy]

Top 5!

[Rummyfan]

Whoo Boy! Top Ten!!!!

[al_c]

..... beer won't take half your paycheck.

I wouldn't be so sure about that one.

[alarm rider]

IN!!!!!

[Nateman]

Top 10 ping!

[petercooper]

[BibChr]

bkmk

[Tatze]

TOP TEN!!!

[petercooper]

[freedomlover]

..... beer won’t take half your paycheck.

I wouldn’t be so sure about that one.

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LOL amen to that

[paulycy]

[CholeraJoe]

[absolootezer0]

LMAO at the cheers pic. saw that last week, started working on it. took me about an hour before i could get one to even start to curve around the bar.

[absolootezer0]

damn.. this is gonna end up being a long day of beer fights :)

[absolootezer0]

beer hunter ping to the OFST?

[Ro_Thunder]

Top 20!

[fredhead]

Go for the gusto or don't go at all, the beer that made Milwaukee famous, when you're out of Schlitz, you're out of beer.

[reagan_fanatic]

Happy Friday, everyone!