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Mike the sea lion dies of heart failure after marathon mating session at German zoo
dailymail.co.uk ^
| 22nd July 2009
| Allan Hall
Posted on 07/22/2009 7:10:31 PM PDT by GQuagmire
A male sea lion on has died of exhaustion after a marathon mating session at an zoo in Germany. The mammal, named Mike who was originally from California, was already a father of 12. He passed away yesterday after an extended session with the females at the park in Nuremberg proved too much for his heart. Mike - described as 'good-natured' by the zoo - had mated repeatedly with females Farah, Tiffy and Soda.
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: blargiizded; diedwithasmile; napl; othehughmanatee; sealion; urk
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To: martin_fierro
He was a Pinnipedophile.That was hilarious!
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posted on
07/22/2009 8:22:14 PM PDT
by
Zionist Conspirator
(Be`ever haYarden be'Eretz Mo'av; ho'iyl Mosheh be'er 'et-haTorah hazo't le'mor.)
To: GQuagmire
42
posted on
07/22/2009 8:26:48 PM PDT
by
GreenLanternCorps
("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
To: GQuagmire
43
posted on
07/22/2009 8:34:22 PM PDT
by
john in springfield
(One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
To: martin_fierro; null and void; aculeus; Constitution Day; Slings and Arrows; mikrofon; dighton
He died doing what he loved.
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posted on
07/22/2009 8:37:29 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: GQuagmire
We salute Mike
45
posted on
07/22/2009 9:05:30 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
To: martin_fierro; pissant; rzeznikj at stout; null and void; Slings and Arrows; Lazmataz
He was a Pinnipedophile. DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!
NO more calls, please.
We have a WINNER!
Pun of the YEAR, sir!
I stand in awe...
46
posted on
07/22/2009 10:11:58 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: GQuagmire
Those schnitzengrubens will wipe you out!
47
posted on
07/22/2009 10:16:38 PM PDT
by
Redcloak
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: Ezekiel; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
My hero.
To: GQuagmire
That’s the way I wanna go...
(At the tender young age of 150.)
49
posted on
07/22/2009 11:06:11 PM PDT
by
Ronin
(It will be helpful if Geithner can show us some arithmetic.)
To: Larry Lucido
Oh, and Soda is a beautiful name.
I'd Hit It
50
posted on
07/23/2009 4:10:43 AM PDT
by
grjr21
To: Slings and Arrows; GQuagmire
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posted on
07/23/2009 6:09:47 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: GQuagmire
"Tell Laura I Love Her"
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posted on
07/23/2009 6:18:24 AM PDT
by
P.O.E.
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To: GQuagmire
It was that or living blind, with hairy flippers.
Ye chose wisely, Mike!
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posted on
07/23/2009 6:19:17 AM PDT
by
Titan Magroyne
("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
To: GQuagmire
I guess he failed to read the warning label on his
Sea-alis.
54
posted on
07/23/2009 6:20:42 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
To: Ezekiel; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Unfortunately for Mike, he just didn't have the coeur de (sea) lion...
55
posted on
07/23/2009 7:10:10 AM PDT
by
mikrofon
(Unlike his brother Richard)
To: GQuagmire
Mike - described as 'good-natured' by the zoo - had mated repeatedly with females Farah, Tiffy and Soda.
Any guy would be good natured.
To: grey_whiskers
Please, don’t encourage me.
< |:)~
To: Titan Magroyne
It was that or living blind, with hairy flippers.
= = = = = = = =
... or getting yellow flippers in some males.
I hope the gals appreciated Mike really giving it all up for them! His children are going to have a proud story to tell about their ancestors, too! ... well, MY dad...
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posted on
07/23/2009 5:50:36 PM PDT
by
AFPhys
((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
To: grjr21
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posted on
07/24/2009 9:56:07 AM PDT
by
SIDENET
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