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Mike the sea lion dies of heart failure after marathon mating session at German zoo
dailymail.co.uk ^ | 22nd July 2009 | Allan Hall

Posted on 07/22/2009 7:10:31 PM PDT by GQuagmire

A male sea lion on has died of exhaustion after a marathon mating session at an zoo in Germany. The mammal, named Mike who was originally from California, was already a father of 12. He passed away yesterday after an extended session with the females at the park in Nuremberg proved too much for his heart. Mike - described as 'good-natured' by the zoo - had mated repeatedly with females Farah, Tiffy and Soda.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: blargiizded; diedwithasmile; napl; othehughmanatee; sealion; urk
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To: martin_fierro
He was a Pinnipedophile.

That was hilarious!

41 posted on 07/22/2009 8:22:14 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Be`ever haYarden be'Eretz Mo'av; ho'iyl Mosheh be'er 'et-haTorah hazo't le'mor.)
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To: GQuagmire

Amatuer,

See Sooty:

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/42e23aa3/48b9a820


42 posted on 07/22/2009 8:26:48 PM PDT by GreenLanternCorps ("Barack Obama" is Swahili for "Jimmy Carter".)
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To: GQuagmire

43 posted on 07/22/2009 8:34:22 PM PDT by john in springfield (One has to belong to the intelligentsia to believe such things.No ordinary man could be such a fool.)
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To: martin_fierro; null and void; aculeus; Constitution Day; Slings and Arrows; mikrofon; dighton

He died doing what he loved.


44 posted on 07/22/2009 8:37:29 PM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: GQuagmire
We salute Mike


45 posted on 07/22/2009 9:05:30 PM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: don't invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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To: martin_fierro; pissant; rzeznikj at stout; null and void; Slings and Arrows; Lazmataz
He was a Pinnipedophile.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please.

We have a WINNER!




Pun of the YEAR, sir!

I stand in awe...

46 posted on 07/22/2009 10:11:58 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: GQuagmire

Those schnitzengrubens will wipe you out!


47 posted on 07/22/2009 10:16:38 PM PDT by Redcloak ("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
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To: Ezekiel; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
My hero.


48 posted on 07/22/2009 10:53:24 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Crazy is the new sane.)
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To: GQuagmire

That’s the way I wanna go...

(At the tender young age of 150.)


49 posted on 07/22/2009 11:06:11 PM PDT by Ronin (It will be helpful if Geithner can show us some arithmetic.)
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To: Larry Lucido
Oh, and Soda is a beautiful name.

 

 

 

I'd Hit It

50 posted on 07/23/2009 4:10:43 AM PDT by grjr21
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To: Slings and Arrows; GQuagmire

Fraulein!


51 posted on 07/23/2009 6:09:47 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: GQuagmire

"Tell Laura I Love Her"

52 posted on 07/23/2009 6:18:24 AM PDT by P.O.E. ((optional, printed after your name on post):)
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To: GQuagmire

It was that or living blind, with hairy flippers.

Ye chose wisely, Mike!


53 posted on 07/23/2009 6:19:17 AM PDT by Titan Magroyne ("Drill now drill hard drill often and give old Gaia a cigarette afterwards she deserves it." HerrBlu)
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To: GQuagmire

I guess he failed to read the warning label on his
Sea-alis.


54 posted on 07/23/2009 6:20:42 AM PDT by dforest (Who is the real Jim Thompson? I am.)
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To: Ezekiel; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Unfortunately for Mike, he just didn't have the coeur de (sea) lion...
55 posted on 07/23/2009 7:10:10 AM PDT by mikrofon (Unlike his brother Richard)
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To: GQuagmire
Mike - described as 'good-natured' by the zoo - had mated repeatedly with females Farah, Tiffy and Soda.

Any guy would be good natured.
56 posted on 07/23/2009 7:20:00 AM PDT by FreedomOfExpression
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To: grey_whiskers

Please, don’t encourage me.

< |:)~


57 posted on 07/23/2009 8:49:10 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Titan Magroyne

It was that or living blind, with hairy flippers.

= = = = = = = =

... or getting yellow flippers in some males.

I hope the gals appreciated Mike really giving it all up for them! His children are going to have a proud story to tell about their ancestors, too! ... well, MY dad...


58 posted on 07/23/2009 5:50:36 PM PDT by AFPhys ((.Praying for President Bush, our troops, their families, and all my American neighbors..))
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To: grjr21

LOL!!!


59 posted on 07/24/2009 9:56:07 AM PDT by SIDENET ("Join me or die. Can you do any less?" -Mr. Sparkle)
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