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Michelle Obama Pregnancy Shocker! New Baby Will End Presidential Gay Scandal, She Vows (lol)
The Globe Magazine ^ | June 22nd, 2009

Posted on 06/10/2009 10:18:17 AM PDT by lewisglad

Globe trots out two cover stories this week. The magazine makes a dramatic and definitive statement regarding the death of David Carradine - It’s murder! Plus, the magazine got its hands on the his autopsy secrets. In other shocking news, Michelle Obama is pregnant! Globe says this new baby will end the President’s gay scandal.


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To: lewisglad
Globe says this new baby will end the President’s gay scandal.

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Right. Because no homosexual politician has ever had children.

21 posted on 06/10/2009 10:32:47 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: lewisglad

This could be the feel-good-abortion of the summer!

Hopefully, she’ll carry it to the last few weeks as a tribute to slain liberal hero, “Dr.” Tiller.


22 posted on 06/10/2009 10:39:19 AM PDT by End Times Sentinel (In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
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To: lewisglad

Yeah right. Just like it helped Michael Jackson and Clay Aiken quash those gay rumors


23 posted on 06/10/2009 10:50:53 AM PDT by the long march
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To: cranked

Too much fish and chips at English pubs.


24 posted on 06/10/2009 10:58:17 AM PDT by brooklyn dave (First Atlas Shrugged, now he's screaming his a$$ off.)
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To: PGR88

I wouldn’t be surprised that Barry went on the Down Low in the past.


25 posted on 06/10/2009 10:59:19 AM PDT by brooklyn dave (First Atlas Shrugged, now he's screaming his a$$ off.)
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To: counterpunch

No it’s the documents that guy had stuffed in his socks when he took them from the archives. Sandy Berger?


26 posted on 06/10/2009 11:02:15 AM PDT by brooklyn dave (First Atlas Shrugged, now he's screaming his a$$ off.)
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To: lewisglad

Michelle “Wide Load” 0 is the reason for the # 1. Mens’ Rule for Long Life:

Never ask a woman if she is pregnant, unless you can actually see the baby’s head emerging from the labium.


27 posted on 06/10/2009 11:04:18 AM PDT by tumblindice (Choose life)
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To: Islander7

Too much wagyu. Now we know why she wears an abdomen belt


28 posted on 06/10/2009 11:16:25 AM PDT by silverleaf ("Never forget that everything Hitler did in Germany was legal ( Martin Luther King))
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To: lewisglad

Wow, this is honestly the first time I’ve heard it insinuated that Obama was gay.


29 posted on 06/10/2009 11:16:27 AM PDT by theknuckler_33
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To: svcw
"Hardly. They already have two kids and people still think he is a homosexual. Besides isn’t she like 45? Big Freaking Deal.. my mother gave birth to me at age 45. honestly.. you think AGE has anything to do with it?
30 posted on 06/10/2009 11:42:49 AM PDT by Kitanis
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To: lewisglad

End the gay scandal, huh? SHOW ME THE DNA!


31 posted on 06/10/2009 11:51:14 AM PDT by Dionysius (Jingoism is no vice in these troubled times.)
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To: lewisglad

Nah, I think it’s a grudge baby ... someone had it in for him.


32 posted on 06/10/2009 11:53:02 AM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (GOP: Stop listening, start doing -- we need new leaders!)
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To: lewisglad
Now we know what Reggie the Bodyman's real job is.
33 posted on 06/10/2009 12:22:08 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("If Dick Cheney is Darth Vader, then Barack Obama is Jar-Jar Binks!")
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To: evets

with a mallet!


34 posted on 06/10/2009 12:32:36 PM PDT by bfree (Obamie the Commie-- FBO)
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To: svcw
45 is a little old to be in gestation, she would more than likely deliver a Downs child. Whatever would they do is such a thing occured?

Can't let Sarah Palin upstage her, but probably they would abort and tell the world they are better people and Sarah is just selfish in allowing little Trig to have to live in this world with his condition.

How much longer is her Gestation Period assumed to be?

35 posted on 06/10/2009 12:42:51 PM PDT by annieokie (i)
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To: Fast Moving Angel
someone had it in for him

Groan!

36 posted on 06/10/2009 2:52:27 PM PDT by T Minus Four (Matthew 15:8 - 9)
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To: annieokie
...she would more than likely deliver a Downs child. Whatever would they do is such a thing occured?

Though I very much doubt this story is true. I am sure it is just to deflect the real truth about how much of a tummy Michelle has, that is not from a pregnancy.

However, if by some strange case it is true, they would surely chose abortion because, in Barack's own words, he "wouldn't want them (= her/him) punished with a pregnancy."

37 posted on 06/10/2009 3:39:55 PM PDT by CitizenM ("An excuse is worse than an lie, because an excuse is a lie hidden." Pope John Paul, II)
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To: lewisglad
Just baby fat without the baby.

Remember when she had that lobster and champagne delivered to her hotel room in New York?

Oooooo, all that drawn butter.......

Leni

38 posted on 06/10/2009 3:45:40 PM PDT by MinuteGal (Don't Blame Me..............I Voted for the American.)
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To: CitizenM

I doubt the story is true as well, I was being sarcastic. Of course she would abort, and tell the world how noble it was to do so.


39 posted on 06/10/2009 5:10:56 PM PDT by annieokie (i)
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To: beethovenfan

“So, he swings both ways.”

Just ask Reverend James Manning...
forward to 2:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejTmistHFw0


40 posted on 06/13/2009 8:04:37 AM PDT by fiodora
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