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Michelle Obama Pregnancy Shocker! New Baby Will End Presidential Gay Scandal, She Vows (lol)
The Globe Magazine ^
| June 22nd, 2009
Posted on 06/10/2009 10:18:17 AM PDT by lewisglad
Globe trots out two cover stories this week. The magazine makes a dramatic and definitive statement regarding the death of David Carradine - It’s murder! Plus, the magazine got its hands on the his autopsy secrets. In other shocking news, Michelle Obama is pregnant! Globe says this new baby will end the President’s gay scandal.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: larrysinclair
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:18:17 AM PDT
by
lewisglad
To: lewisglad
Hardly. They already have two kids and people still think he is a homosexual.
Besides isn’t she like 45?
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:20:17 AM PDT
by
svcw
To: lewisglad
Is Bat Boy involved in any way??
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:20:24 AM PDT
by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: lewisglad
I have a pouched out tummy when I have gas too.
4
posted on
06/10/2009 10:20:44 AM PDT
by
Islander7
(If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
To: lewisglad
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:20:54 AM PDT
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: lewisglad
They can’t accept that Michelle is fat.
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:23:52 AM PDT
by
angcat
To: angcat
Did you see that blouse from London on Drudge, horrible!
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:24:27 AM PDT
by
lewisglad
To: lewisglad
wait.. what?
david carradine was killed to keep the secret that he knocked up michelle 0bama at yankee stadium while he was tagged teamed by michelle and hussein?!
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:24:45 AM PDT
by
sten
To: lewisglad
Yes it was gross and frumpy, fits her well
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:25:20 AM PDT
by
angcat
To: lewisglad
Nah, that is no baby, that is called living the high life and eating good.
10
posted on
06/10/2009 10:25:48 AM PDT
by
cranked
To: lewisglad
like she couldn’t find someone blind on this planet to make her pregnant
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:26:00 AM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
To: lewisglad
Michelle pregnant? Unlikely but possible. LOTS of political hay to be made over something like that, though. I think that the only question would be "Is the spin better if she has the baby, or has an abortion?"
BO Gay? I'd believe that before thinking Michelle was pregnant.
The scandal sheets *do* get things right occasionally. Think "Blind Squirrel/Nut" theory.
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:26:13 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: svcw
The term is “On the Down Low”
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:27:28 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: lewisglad
I wonder months ago if she were pregnant because she looked like she was about 2 months ago. What’s more I’ve been waiting for this to happen. Remember: RATS have been modeling obozo & m’obozo after Jack & Jackie Kennedy. obozo & m’obozo are the black Kennedys. It’s only natural that m’obozo get pregnant and have the first black baby in the WH. Been waiting for this to happen.
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:27:47 AM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: lewisglad
“Michelle Obama is pregnant!”
Who’s the father?
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:28:18 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Cursed with Second Sight.)
I'd hit it...
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:28:33 AM PDT
by
evets
(beer)
To: lewisglad
That's no baby bump!
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:28:41 AM PDT
by
counterpunch
(In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.)
To: lewisglad
What if the kid looks like Web Hubbel?
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posted on
06/10/2009 10:29:41 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
To: wbill
The Mel Gibson going nuts in church story is correct, TMZ had that like a week ago.
To: lewisglad
Last I heard, gay men had sperm.
Any turkey basters are missing from the WH kitchen?
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