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Michelle Obama Pregnancy Shocker! New Baby Will End Presidential Gay Scandal, She Vows (lol)
The Globe Magazine ^ | June 22nd, 2009

Posted on 06/10/2009 10:18:17 AM PDT by lewisglad

Globe trots out two cover stories this week. The magazine makes a dramatic and definitive statement regarding the death of David Carradine - It’s murder! Plus, the magazine got its hands on the his autopsy secrets. In other shocking news, Michelle Obama is pregnant! Globe says this new baby will end the President’s gay scandal.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: larrysinclair
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1 posted on 06/10/2009 10:18:17 AM PDT by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad

Hardly. They already have two kids and people still think he is a homosexual.
Besides isn’t she like 45?


2 posted on 06/10/2009 10:20:17 AM PDT by svcw
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To: lewisglad

Is Bat Boy involved in any way??


3 posted on 06/10/2009 10:20:24 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
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To: lewisglad

I have a pouched out tummy when I have gas too.


4 posted on 06/10/2009 10:20:44 AM PDT by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: lewisglad

So, he swings both ways.


5 posted on 06/10/2009 10:20:54 AM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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To: lewisglad

They can’t accept that Michelle is fat.


6 posted on 06/10/2009 10:23:52 AM PDT by angcat
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To: angcat

Did you see that blouse from London on Drudge, horrible!


7 posted on 06/10/2009 10:24:27 AM PDT by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad

wait.. what?

david carradine was killed to keep the secret that he knocked up michelle 0bama at yankee stadium while he was tagged teamed by michelle and hussein?!


8 posted on 06/10/2009 10:24:45 AM PDT by sten
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To: lewisglad

Yes it was gross and frumpy, fits her well


9 posted on 06/10/2009 10:25:20 AM PDT by angcat
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To: lewisglad

Nah, that is no baby, that is called living the high life and eating good.


10 posted on 06/10/2009 10:25:48 AM PDT by cranked
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To: lewisglad

like she couldn’t find someone blind on this planet to make her pregnant


11 posted on 06/10/2009 10:26:00 AM PDT by GeronL (http://libertyfic.proboards.com <----go there now,----> tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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To: lewisglad
Michelle pregnant? Unlikely but possible. LOTS of political hay to be made over something like that, though. I think that the only question would be "Is the spin better if she has the baby, or has an abortion?"

BO Gay? I'd believe that before thinking Michelle was pregnant.

The scandal sheets *do* get things right occasionally. Think "Blind Squirrel/Nut" theory.

12 posted on 06/10/2009 10:26:13 AM PDT by wbill
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To: svcw

The term is “On the Down Low”


13 posted on 06/10/2009 10:27:28 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: lewisglad

I wonder months ago if she were pregnant because she looked like she was about 2 months ago. What’s more I’ve been waiting for this to happen. Remember: RATS have been modeling obozo & m’obozo after Jack & Jackie Kennedy. obozo & m’obozo are the black Kennedys. It’s only natural that m’obozo get pregnant and have the first black baby in the WH. Been waiting for this to happen.


14 posted on 06/10/2009 10:27:47 AM PDT by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: lewisglad

“Michelle Obama is pregnant!”

Who’s the father?


15 posted on 06/10/2009 10:28:18 AM PDT by Salamander (Cursed with Second Sight.)
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I'd hit it...

16 posted on 06/10/2009 10:28:33 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: lewisglad


That's no baby bump!
 

17 posted on 06/10/2009 10:28:41 AM PDT by counterpunch (In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the problem.)
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To: lewisglad

What if the kid looks like Web Hubbel?


18 posted on 06/10/2009 10:29:41 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: wbill

The Mel Gibson going nuts in church story is correct, TMZ had that like a week ago.


19 posted on 06/10/2009 10:30:54 AM PDT by lewisglad
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To: lewisglad

Last I heard, gay men had sperm.
Any turkey basters are missing from the WH kitchen?


20 posted on 06/10/2009 10:32:12 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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