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National Donut Day ^

[Lucky9teen]

In light of Obama's "America Is A Muslim Country & Apology" Tour...

It goes without saying that Muslims are perhaps the least humorous folk on Earth; whereas Jews have learned to laugh at themselves, even turning that laughter into a business: Vaudeville. When I was growing up, my father never failed to tell me at least three jokes a day, most of them involving Jews and their eccentricities, customs, and travails. I'd like to continue that long tradition of Jews telling jokes, but with Muslims as the butt of the joke. You can't be civilized until you can laugh at yourself.

Perhaps in this way, someday, even radical fundamentalist Muslims may find themselves laughing. In fact, it would do my heart good to hear that a billion Muslims laughed themselves to death.

Many of these are probably in poor taste, to which I say tough camel titties.

Q: What do female Muslims use for birth control?
A: Their faces. [See photo above.]

Q. What's the difference between an American BBQ and an Islamic BBQ?
A. In America, Humans roast animals over a fire. In Islam, it's the other way around.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Moore and a one ton CARE package?
A. Michael Moore, if sliced real thin, can feed a larger Afghan village.

A Muslim father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that my son, or Allah will strike you blind."
The child says, "Abu, I'm over here."

Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?

Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy America?
A. None, American Government can do it all by themselves, thank you.

Mohammed heard one of his wives was leaving him, so he rushed home where he found her on the carpet in front of the tent with her belongings; he sat beside her and said, “I heard you were planning to leave me?”

She replied, “Yes, I heard your other wives saying you were a pedophile!”

Mohammed thinks for a minute or so and then responds, “that's a mighty big word for a 6 year old."

George W. Bush and Tony Blair are at a White House dinner. One of the important guests walks over to them and asks what they are talking about.
"We are making up the plans for WW III", says Bush.
"Wow", says the guest. "And what are the plans?"
"We are gonna kill 140 million Muslims and one dentist", answers Bush.
The guest looks to be a bit confused. One...dentist?" He says. "Why will you kill one dentist?"
Blair pats Bush on the shoulder and says, "What did I tell you? Nobody is gonna ask about the Muslims."

[bdeaner]

[CSM]

I’m a glazed donut.

Okay, you know that you’re plain - and you’re cool with that.
You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone digs you.
And in a pinch, you’ll probably get eaten.

[the_devils_advocate_666]

“You’re an Eggplant!” (Super duper ping to the first person to name the movie)

[CSM]

It’s on the tip of my tongue.....

[r-q-tek86]

I am a donut

[Pan_Yan]

True Romance

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner. I’m a cantaloupe.

[absolootezer0]

lol, watered down stuff barely able to be defined as beer? that might work well for a cheap cigarello like a swisher, but any decent stogie would be ruined by pairing it like that.

[Augie]

My bumper:

Had this one on for a few months:

Replaced it a couple days ago with this one:

I live in a college town. The lefties here don't have the balls to give me any crap. heh heh

[Lucky9teen]

You Are a Socialist Donut

So you're a little richer than most folks - but it's only because you know how to redistribute so well!
You know how to take over other donuts and spread them around.
You think you're the best, and that's mostly true...
But remember, you're just an empty shell without control over others!

What Donut Are You?

[G8 Diplomat]

[a fool in paradise]

You Are a Jelly Donut

Your poor command of the German language has you saying the craaaaaaziest things.

What Donut Are You?

[Liberty Valance]

Howdy folks! Powdered Toast Man to the rescue!

[envisio]

Cigarello? Just what in the name of SamHell is that?

[absolootezer0]

rolled like a cigar, but closer to the size of a cigarette, usually pretty low end tobacco.

[MeekMom]

re: 74
ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lovvvvve achmed!

[LongElegantLegs]

Mmmm, I love devil’s food donuts!

[DieNarrin]

“Obama creme donut. (Hint: don’t eat it , you don’t want to know what kind of creme got injected!)”

I didn’t know that was where Bill Clinton was working

[Lost Dutchman]

[Pan_Yan]

I’m a cantaloupe.

I think at this point in the scene you have to shoot me.