Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... June, 2009

May 31, 2009 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

[JustAmy]

Welcome To....


'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.

Enjoy! :)











Never Forget!





Bad Penny



Amy's personal guardian ~
the ever charming, lovable, huggable,
LouieWolf




Many thanks for stopping by. : )

[jaycee]

DUCKS IN HEAVEN!!!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to? spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,

'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

[jaycee]

Yeah, just my luck! Got all the dishes finished, watered all the flowers, filled up bird feeders and bird baths, made hummingbird mixture and then you sent me a Knight! I just say to him, “Night Knight”. LOL!

[MozartLover]

That was fun. I think I’ve seen all but about 1/2 a dozen of those movies.

[jaycee]

Butterfly Wishes!

[JustAmy]

Is it cocktail hour yet?

Happy Blue Tuesday, Everyone.

[MozartLover]

Pretty! Thank you!

[jaycee]

I went through every one of those...love’em! I’ve seen a lot of those movies, too, Dolly. I am gonna keep that list, thank you!

[jaycee]

Can we play Blue again tomorrow?

[jaycee]

Oh, I want one of those pretty please!

[luvie]

That looks SO refreshing!

[JustAmy]

Sure, we can play Blue again, even if I don't have a blue opener. :)

Maybe we can play Green this Thursday.



Graphic by Google

[jaycee]

We could have a “colorful week”. Blue, green, orange, yellow, red, black, white; we could just play forever!

[JustAmy]

;^ )

[Kitty Mittens]

Goodnight to All FRiends, and God Bless.

[JustAmy]

Good night, Kitty Mittens.
Have a restful night.
Pleasant dreams.

[MozartLover]

[yorkie]

Here ya go, Amy!
I made this one special
Just for YOU!
And, don't tell anyone - but I have a pitcher of these
In the freezer - with your name on it
And many will want you to 'share'.
Just tell them
Yorkie will make them their own pitcher full!
They just gotta learn how to beg proper!

[Kitty Mittens]

Thank you!

(((((Hugs)))))

[Lady Jag]

[Lady Jag]

mine