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Amy's Place ... Poetry and Potpourri ... June, 2009
May 31, 2009 | JustAmy; St.Louie1; MamaBear; Billie

Posted on 05/31/2009 11:15:06 PM PDT by JustAmy




Welcome To....



'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.

Enjoy! :)












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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Poetry; The Poetry Branch
KEYWORDS: amysplace; friends; june; poetry
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To: DollyCali; Lady Jag; Billie; MozartLover; yorkie; MEG33; JustAmy; Kitty Mittens; LUV W; All
DUCKS IN HEAVEN!!!

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to? spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on .... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.

St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says,

'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.

181 posted on 06/02/2009 6:59:09 PM PDT by jaycee ("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
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To: MozartLover

Yeah, just my luck! Got all the dishes finished, watered all the flowers, filled up bird feeders and bird baths, made hummingbird mixture and then you sent me a Knight! I just say to him, “Night Knight”. LOL!


182 posted on 06/02/2009 7:03:28 PM PDT by jaycee ("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
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To: DollyCali

That was fun. I think I’ve seen all but about 1/2 a dozen of those movies.


183 posted on 06/02/2009 7:08:17 PM PDT by MozartLover (Proud mom of a deployed Wisconsin National Guardsman.)
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To: MozartLover


Butterfly Wishes!



184 posted on 06/02/2009 7:17:12 PM PDT by jaycee ("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
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To: MEG33; jaycee; gardengirl; yorkie; Billie; Kitty Mittens; GodBlessUSA; DollyCali; Lady Jag; ...



Is it cocktail hour yet?

Happy Blue Tuesday, Everyone.

185 posted on 06/02/2009 7:22:16 PM PDT by JustAmy (Taxed Enough Already.)
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To: jaycee

Pretty! Thank you!


186 posted on 06/02/2009 7:23:34 PM PDT by MozartLover (Proud mom of a deployed Wisconsin National Guardsman.)
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To: DollyCali

I went through every one of those...love’em! I’ve seen a lot of those movies, too, Dolly. I am gonna keep that list, thank you!


187 posted on 06/02/2009 7:27:56 PM PDT by jaycee ("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
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To: JustAmy

Can we play Blue again tomorrow?


188 posted on 06/02/2009 7:29:16 PM PDT by jaycee ("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
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To: JustAmy

Oh, I want one of those pretty please!


189 posted on 06/02/2009 7:29:46 PM PDT by jaycee ("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
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To: JustAmy

That looks SO refreshing!


190 posted on 06/02/2009 7:33:23 PM PDT by luvie (Zero is dumb as a rock (dangerously so))
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To: jaycee
Sure, we can play Blue again, even if I don't have a blue opener. :)

Maybe we can play Green this Thursday.



Graphic by Google


191 posted on 06/02/2009 7:39:28 PM PDT by JustAmy (Taxed Enough Already.)
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To: JustAmy

We could have a “colorful week”. Blue, green, orange, yellow, red, black, white; we could just play forever!


192 posted on 06/02/2009 7:49:40 PM PDT by jaycee ("His eye is on the sparrow and I know He watches me.")
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To: jaycee

;^ )


193 posted on 06/02/2009 8:01:16 PM PDT by JustAmy (Taxed Enough Already.)
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To: JustAmy; Billie; All; FRiends; jaycee; MEG33; yorkie; MozartLover; DollyCali; Lady Jag
Goodnight to All FRiends, and God Bless.


194 posted on 06/02/2009 8:53:09 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens (To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
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To: Kitty Mittens



Good night, Kitty Mittens.
Have a restful night.
Pleasant dreams.

195 posted on 06/02/2009 8:59:58 PM PDT by JustAmy (Taxed Enough Already.)
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To: Kitty Mittens; All

196 posted on 06/02/2009 9:03:14 PM PDT by MozartLover (Proud mom of a deployed Wisconsin National Guardsman.)
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To: JustAmy; Mama_Bear; Billie; jaycee; MEG33; Lady Jag; All

Here ya go, Amy!
I made this one special
Just for YOU!
And, don't tell anyone - but I have a pitcher of these
In the freezer - with your name on it
And many will want you to 'share'.
Just tell them
Yorkie will make them their own pitcher full!
They just gotta learn how to beg proper!

197 posted on 06/02/2009 9:07:53 PM PDT by yorkie
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To: JustAmy; MozartLover
Thank you!

(((((Hugs)))))

198 posted on 06/02/2009 9:14:02 PM PDT by Kitty Mittens (To God Be All Excellent Praise!!)
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199 posted on 06/02/2009 9:17:55 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Communism + Hezbollah + Al Qaeda + Obama + StoneAge = CHAOS)
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To: Lady Jag

mine


200 posted on 06/02/2009 9:18:25 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Communism + Hezbollah + Al Qaeda + Obama + StoneAge = CHAOS)
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