Chimp in zoo sex attack

thesun.co.uk ^ | May 6, 2009 | HARRY HAYDON

[Free ThinkerNY]

COPS are investigating a chimp after it tried to RAPE a female zoo keeper.

Terrified Valentina Kirilova had to fight off the sex-crazed primate when he grabbed her as she gave him a banana at Rostov Zoo in Russia.

Horrified

Valentina said of the attack: “I have spent a lot of time around the primates but I’d never imagined that a lonely chimpanzee could see me as a sex object.”

The lusty ape, called Otello, broke the horrified keeper’s wrist as he pulled her into his cage and began to attack her.

“When I tried to pass a banana to him, the chimpanzee grabbed my hand and pulled me into the cage and tried to rape me,” said Valentina.

She was only saved when her screams brought other keepers running, who pulled the furious chimp off her.

Doctors treated Valentina for shock.

Now police are to quiz zoo staff about how the attack happened.

One keeper said: “It’s a serious matter. If that had been a member of the public we would all be in court by now.”

[JRios1968]

Must have been a ginormous chimp...I mean, look at the size of that woman!

[JRios1968]

I’m sure they’ll move it move it...

[DCPatriot]

[MeekOneGOP]

[MeekOneGOP]

Dang! It croaked. :(

Here is the link to the image:

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.techimo.com/forum/attachments/imo-community/13844d1112386073-hey-guys-remember-bush-chimp-photos-monky_bill.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2167392/posts&usg=__U8nRZqjyZSPfVwa1FBSCIMu5m0Y=&h=525&w=700&sz=29&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=n-FfdHkn94FPMM:&tbnh=105&tbnw=140&prev=/images%3Fq%3DClinton%2BChimp%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff

[Slings and Arrows]

The chimp has more dignity.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehehe !!

Yeah !! :)

[CowboyJay]

"I could get the chimp off..."

Okay. If that had been happening more regularly, the attack probably could have been avoided. But how's that going to help now?

[a fool in paradise]

From the headline, you’d think it was another BDS attack on Bush.

[Titan Magroyne]

A friend of mine whose job it is to take care of primates in a research facility says that when the male monkeys - er- spank themselves, and reach their happy ending ... they too get that face.

[Slings and Arrows]

Well, that’s my nightmare fuel for today. ;^)

[Slings and Arrows]

From the headline, you’d think it was another BDS attack on Bush.

That's fine. It's only racist if it's about 0bama.

[Titan Magroyne]

Heh. That’s me, dispensing knowledge you never wanted. Have a nice day!