WTF????
Posted on 04/21/2009 4:14:16 PM PDT by TenthAmendmentChampion
A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.
It gets weirder.
Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.
The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.
Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.
When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."
After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.
Oh wow. I missed that part of the story...man, that is priceless. What was the wife thinking...he would never find out?
They are usign the wrong word! Impotent doesn’t mean sterile, the man was able to preform he just wans’t able to produce babies.How do people get degrees in Journalism and not know this?
And she knew the whole time!
The tangled webs we weave, eh?
Thanks for the ping, Martin.
So the man comes home all dressed up and his wife yells at him for spending $5,000 on new clothes. “Well, I went to the doctor like you told me to. And I figured if Im gonna BE impotent I better LOOK impotent.”
Prostitutes don't want to get pregnant. The poor putz was trying to get his neighbor's wife pregnant.
(72 times.)
“his former beauty queen wife, Traute” a line like that screams for a pic.
No good can come from this.
Yeah, I wondered when someone was going to comment on that. Who would hire an impotent man to get in bed with his wife 3 nights a week? Gotta be a joke in that somewhere.
Not that I think any of these dispsticks writing this stuff are very educated, but in someone's defense, there is usually a person whose job is to write the headlines, the story writers don't write their own headlines.
And based on what I've seen over the years, headline writers are the folks that aren't smart enough to do anything else. You know, drool and scratch the jewels takes all of the brain power.
Sounds like some slapstick movie from the mid sixties with a bad soundtrack.
Dont ya just hate it when this happens?
Former beauty queen? They could have had Bubba and it wouldn’t have cost a cent.
You missed part of the post. He DIDN'T know he couldn't get her pregnant and only found out after he was tested and his wife then had to admit "his" kids were not his after all. Now see what you miss by not reading every little line?:) All the best jokes are in that last part!
“I wasn’t fussing at you, jessduntno. I can appreciate that a lot of folks see a lot of jokes in this situation. I’m just old and disgusted with a lot of stuff, jess. Sigh.”
I’m with ya there...sometimes you gotta laugh...there wasn’t an honest soul anywhere ins sight. I felt bad for the first husband, then his wife, then the neighbor, then the neighbors wife, then as it unrolled, he was a dope, the neighbor was a thief, his wife was a liar, he was a thief AND a cuckold, oh brother...you couldn’t possibly nmake this stuff up...keep your chin up, anyone with a name like Twinkie ain’t gonna be down for long...and twinkies last forever!!!
Not in my house! I have a teenage son!
I thought you might find this interesting
You read my mind!!!!!!!!
Truth is stranger than fiction.
Scrappleface couldn’t come up with stuff this bizarre.
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