Man hires impotent neighbour to impregnate his wife... then sues

Yahoo! News via Newsvine ^ | Tue Apr 21, 2009 | None given

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

A judge in Stuttgart, Germany, is currently trying to decide on a lawsuit in which a man hired his neighbour to impregnate his wife.

It gets weirder.

Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, were very keen to have a child together, but Demetrius was sterile so they began to seek out other possible options.

The option the couple eventually decided on was to hire their neighbour Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate Traute.

Maus, who was already married with two children agreed to do the job for the fee of €2,000. For three evenings a week for the next six months, a total of 72 different times, Maus tried to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."

After the unsuccessful six-month period Soupolos insisted that Maus take a medical examination. The doctor concluded that Maus was also sterile, which forced his wife into admitting that their two children did not belong to him.

[Radl]

I expect a Helen Thomas picture any moment.

[jessduntno]

“Wow. Now that’s a news story! That would be a great story line for a soap opera.”

Who would believe it? Except...if the Mouse and the Trout were really a mouse and a trout and...nahhhhhh...

[softwarecreator]

let's see...

• Former beauty queen
• 72 times
• Beauty queen's husband approves AND pays you for it
• Wife knows

And ... exactly how does one get a gig like this?

[jessduntno]

“Dare I say it - marinade injector?”

I have tears in my eyes...this is the funniest thing I have ever read...I REALLY hope this is true...

[exit82]

Are you a man or a Maus?

[Radl]

Impotent hell. Her limburger breath was killing me.

[dfwgator]

So when the guy shows up in court and he’s asked why he’s dressed so nice, he can respond, “I might as well dress like I’m impotent.”

[Bob]

all the while knowing that you can not have children

Apparently, he didn't know that he couldn't father children. He had incorrectly presumed that his wife's kids were actually his. She eventually admitted that they weren't. Oh, what tangled webs we weave...

[Recovering Ex-hippie]

ROFLMAO!!

[jessduntno]

“Impotent hell. Her limburger breath was killing me.”

heeheeheeheeHAWHAWHAWWWWW...

Mouse says finally “Baby, please, 27 is my limit on snitzengruben”

Husband says “YOU TEUTONIC ____”

Wife is thinking “What a nice guy...”

[Viking2002]

There's a joke about 'manguini sauce' in there somewhere, methinks.

[fellowpatriot]

When his own wife objected, Maus explained that he was "only doing it for the money."

Is prostitution legal in Germany?

[zwerni]

so f he had to have sex with his next door neighbor beauty queen 3 time a week for a fee of €2,000 ??

was that money HE had to pay?

[LiberConservative]

There is a Coen brothers movie in here somewhere.

[familyop]

If she was truly a traute, there could have been an anti-fungal remedy.

[Alas Babylon!]

Actually, yes.

[Twinkie]

I wasn’t fussing at you, jessduntno. I can appreciate that a lot of folks see a lot of jokes in this situation. I’m just old and disgusted with a lot of stuff, jess. Sigh.

[martin_fierro]

No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
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[StAntKnee]

Pictures. We need pictures.

[StAntKnee]

I never laugh out loud at posts.

Till yours.

Very funny.