[Lucky9teen]

[al baby]

He looks like a Televangelist you see in the middle of the night in between male enhancement commercials and ronco ads

[Fast Moving Angel]

With all apologies to the Turkey, a noble bird ... all he’s missing is feathers.

[Fast Moving Angel]

With all apologies to the Turkey, a noble bird ... all he’s missing is feathers.

[eastsider]

"Allah Akbar!"

[chuck_the_tv_out]

why does their parliement look like superman's council of elders?

[OneWingedShark]

Join me as we open in worship of the Almighty Teleprompter.

[G8 Diplomat]

Erdogan: Why should King Abdullah get all the honor? Bow to me too, b*tch!

[raybbr]

"Aw crap! I have to be exposed to peasants again!"

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

[mnehring]

It's Barry Poppins.

Tax taxxery
Tax taxxery
Tax tax you and me!
A prez is as lucky
As lucky can be

Tax taxxery
Tax taxxery
Tax tax cher-oo!
Your bucks will rub off when
I shake 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's unlucky too

Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think a prez's
On the topmost rung

Though I spends me time
In the partys and clubs
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier bloke

Up where the smoke is
All billered and curled
'Tween pavement and stars
Is the D.C. prez world

When the's 'ardly no day
Nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadow
And 'alf way in light
In the palace of London
Coo, what a sight!

I choose me minions with pride
Yes, I do
A broom for the Nan
And a broom for the Hil

Though I'm takin your loot
From yer 'ead to yer toes
A prez knows 'e's collectin
Wherever 'e goes

Tax taxxery
Tax taxxery
Tax tax you and me!
When you're with a prez
You're in taxin company

No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Tax tax cher-ee
Tax cher-oo!"
On the Tax taxxery
Tax tax cher-ee
Tax cher-oo!

[Old Sarge]

:singing: "Lā ilaha illa al-Lāh, Muhammadun rasūlu l-Lāh!"

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Gobble, gobble.

[mnehring]

More of Barry Poppins greatest hits.

Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!
Even though the words of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you quote it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!

Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
My father gave me a teleprompter
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned to quote
That saved me adlibbing
The biggest word I ever heard
And this is how it goes:

Oh, Superpromptertelepropterdocious!
Even though the words of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you quote it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!

Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Um tele tele tele um tele ay
So when the cat has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay
Just summon up the teleprompter
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it may change your life
One night I said it to me
And now be this country's strife!

He's Superpromptertelepropterdocious!
Superpromptertelepropterdocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!

[green pastures]

"Oh a...
Spoonful of sugar helps the (nationalized) medicine go down
The (nationalized) medicine go down
The (nationalized) medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the (nationalized) medicine go down
In a most delightful way...

Sing it with me-- everybody...!"


(TOTUS couldn't fit supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on one screen...)

[green pastures]

TOTUS: Finally out of the case! I thought I'd get to at least spend a little time at the beach-- or maybe on a romantic date... Being TOTUS is hard.

[edzo4]

Obama's teleprompter addresses the Turkish General Assembly

[edzo4]

Can you keep a secret? I wasn't really bowing to the King I was just bending over so the American people could kiss my @ss

[OB1kNOb]

Why does he need an umbrella when the sky is blue? Who does he think he is, Michael Jackson?

[RichInOC]

“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Mr. President?”

[Nateman]