Caption The Big Turkey in Turkey

[Lucky9teen]

U.S. President Barack Obama steps off Air Force One as he arrives in Istanbul, April 6, 2009.


President Barack Obama addresses the general assembly at the Turkish Parliament building in Ankara, Turkey, Monday, April 6, 2009.


U.S. President Barack Obama greets Turkey's Prime Minister Tayyip Erdogan after addressing the Turkish Grand National Assembly Complex in Ankara, April 6, 2009. Obama's visit on the last leg of an eight-day trip that marks his debut as president on the world stage, is a recognition of the secular but predominantly Muslim country's growing clout and Washington's desire for its help to solve confrontations and conflicts from Iran to Afghanistan.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Gobble, gobble.

[mnehring]

More of Barry Poppins greatest hits.

Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!
Even though the words of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you quote it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!

Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Because I was afraid to speak
When I was just a lad
My father gave me a teleprompter
And told me I was bad
But then one day I learned to quote
That saved me adlibbing
The biggest word I ever heard
And this is how it goes:

Oh, Superpromptertelepropterdocious!
Even though the words of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you quote it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!

Um tele tele tele um tele ay
Um tele tele tele um tele ay
So when the cat has got your tongue
There's no need for dismay
Just summon up the teleprompter
And then you've got a lot to say
But better use it carefully
Or it may change your life
One night I said it to me
And now be this country's strife!

He's Superpromptertelepropterdocious!
Superpromptertelepropterdocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious
Superpromptertelepropterdocious!

[Zeppelin]

You see, me and this woman vehemently disagree on 0bama.

I don't want him to go home.

Home is where the heart is...and he's in the Middle East...so I'd say he IS home...

[green pastures]

"Oh a...
Spoonful of sugar helps the (nationalized) medicine go down
The (nationalized) medicine go down
The (nationalized) medicine go down
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the (nationalized) medicine go down
In a most delightful way...

Sing it with me-- everybody...!"


(TOTUS couldn't fit supercalifragilisticexpialidocious on one screen...)

[Lucky9teen]

I want him to go home to Kenya

[uncitizen]

DANG!!! Check out the guy in the mid-right w/the lt blue tie...looks really unimpressed,even ticked!

That's what you'd call the Eeeeeeeeevil eye!

[mnehring]

See 22- great minds I guess. I’m working on the one you posted now..

[mnehring]

OK, just one more, I promise

In ev'ry job that must be done
There is an element of fun
you find the fun and snap!
The job's a game

Nad ev'ry task you undertake
Becomes a snort of coke
A bow! Apology!
It's very clear to me

That a...
Spoonful of hope helps the country go down
The country go down-wown
The country go down
Just a spoonful of hope helps the country go down
In a most delightful way

A president padding his warchest
Has very little time to rest
While gathering his
Bits of tax and spend

Though quite intent in his pursuit
He has a merry tune to toot
He knows a song
Will move the job along

For a...
Spoonful of hope helps the country go down
The country go down-wown
The country go down
Just a spoonful of hope helps the country go down
In a most delightful way

[green pastures]

TOTUS: Finally out of the case! I thought I'd get to at least spend a little time at the beach-- or maybe on a romantic date... Being TOTUS is hard.

[newfreep]

"Allah Akbar TOTUS!"

[green pastures]

Being slightly html challenged, I really was working on this during same time you were posting yours...

Very nicely done!

[G8 Diplomat]

Teleprompter Akbar!

[edzo4]

Obama's teleprompter addresses the Turkish General Assembly

[Fresh Wind]

Shouldn’t that be “Allahprompter”?

[mnehring]

Or TOTUS FUBAR

[edzo4]

Can you keep a secret? I wasn't really bowing to the King I was just bending over so the American people could kiss my @ss

[OB1kNOb]

Why does he need an umbrella when the sky is blue? Who does he think he is, Michael Jackson?

[RichInOC]

“Have you ever been in a Turkish prison, Mr. President?”

[eastsider]

TOTUS FUBAR!

[Nateman]