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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face

Hard frost and sunny. Why am I up?


621 posted on 04/04/2009 8:49:46 AM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

To stoke the fire?

I found coffee.


622 posted on 04/04/2009 9:00:17 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; Monkey Face

You must have even more threatening catz than mine!

Boys are done cleaning at the church. Next, DP is taking Pat uptown to see the newspaper publisher, with his Cub Scout den. Then they’re going to hike about “historic” Charlotte a bit! Nice afternoon for it. I’ll have to make sure he takes sunscreen.


623 posted on 04/04/2009 9:25:55 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

The catz are like a mega-think-tank. They bounce ideas off each other and enlarge the wickedest ones.


624 posted on 04/04/2009 9:34:05 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Tax-chick; sionnsar

625 posted on 04/04/2009 9:49:48 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: NicknamedBob

Coffee. Maybe I will make some coffee.


626 posted on 04/04/2009 9:57:14 AM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Lady Jag
Penguins...

Photobucket

627 posted on 04/04/2009 9:59:05 AM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Lady Jag
My new friend, Fluffy:


628 posted on 04/04/2009 10:02:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Tax-chick

Bad Fluffy! You scared everyone away!


629 posted on 04/04/2009 10:41:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: sionnsar
Employed Penguins . . . .


630 posted on 04/04/2009 10:50:15 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: Tax-chick
Hi, Fluffy! Happy to meet you.


631 posted on 04/04/2009 10:52:48 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: Lady Jag

LOL! Are those TSA penguins?


632 posted on 04/04/2009 10:56:05 AM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: Lady Jag

Very energetic - makes me think of naps!


633 posted on 04/04/2009 10:56:11 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: sionnsar

Transportation Security Administration (TSA) ?


634 posted on 04/04/2009 11:32:32 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: Tax-chick
GM, gentle lady.

all is well.

free dixie HUGS,sw

635 posted on 04/04/2009 11:36:38 AM PDT by stand watie (Resistance to TYRANTS is OBEDIENCE to God. T. Jefferson, 1804)
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To: Tax-chick
Be careful where you choose to nap, hon!


636 posted on 04/04/2009 11:57:14 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: Lady Jag; Tax-chick

Poor Fluffy!


637 posted on 04/04/2009 12:17:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (It's lonely at the top; but you DO eat better!)
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To: Lady Jag

The jackets....


638 posted on 04/04/2009 12:33:26 PM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
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To: sionnsar

Oh! They’re Wal-Mart vests.


639 posted on 04/04/2009 1:11:01 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Obama - Hezbollah - Al Qaeda - Stone Age)
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To: stand watie

Well, it’s almost evening, now. Some of the family is still out Cub Scouting.


640 posted on 04/04/2009 2:22:18 PM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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