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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Monkey Face
401
posted on
04/02/2009 8:51:03 AM PDT
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)
To: Darksheare
Hey! See Spot Run was pretty exciting for a three-year old!
402
posted on
04/02/2009 8:51:17 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Pippin
403
posted on
04/02/2009 8:51:24 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face
These days, Spot has to have cybernetic legs and missile launchers.
That poor mailman.
404
posted on
04/02/2009 8:52:01 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Darksheare
I thought that said, “I’m so domed.”
405
posted on
04/02/2009 8:52:03 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face; sionnsar
Oh, that's what he was saying!
He was tardy!
Well, better LATE than NEVER!
406
posted on
04/02/2009 8:52:04 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Monkey Face
Who (or what) is Tonto Kawolski?Oh man, are you in for it now!
A young man found his seat on an airplane. He found that he was sitting next to a RAVISHING beauty. A fine full figure, long red hair, a face that could have launched a thousand ships, AND a pleasant demeanor.
Naturally, this being a long flight, he struck up a conversation with her.
Him: "What's your name?"
Her: "Denise Longston"
Him: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I'm a sex researcher"
Him (becoming VERY interested): "Really? That sounds like a very interesting job."
Her: "Oh, it is. For instance did you know that, on average, American Indian men have the largest genitilia, and Polish men make the best lovers?"
"By the way, what's your name?"
Him: "Tonto Kawolski!"
407
posted on
04/02/2009 8:52:54 AM PDT
by
Just another Joe
(Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: Darksheare
The mail man’s bag is made of leather.
408
posted on
04/02/2009 8:52:55 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Darksheare
409
posted on
04/02/2009 8:52:56 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Just another Joe
Ah. Was he also a mailman?
All the women wait for him.
410
posted on
04/02/2009 8:54:28 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: All
Happy National Peanut Butter & Jelly day, y’all!
411
posted on
04/02/2009 8:54:43 AM PDT
by
Travis T. OJustice
(I can spell just fine, thanks, it's my typing that sucks.)
To: Just another Joe; Monkey Face
LOL!
You did ask for it Face :o)
412
posted on
04/02/2009 8:54:46 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Monkey Face
Domed.
Geodesic, with floodlit interior and no curtains.
Give the neighborhood a real scare.
413
posted on
04/02/2009 8:56:04 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Pippin; Just another Joe
Ektchually, I thought it was a pretty clever joke. And I agree whole-heartedly with the sex-researcher. Or whatever she was....
414
posted on
04/02/2009 8:56:27 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Darksheare
415
posted on
04/02/2009 8:57:00 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face
416
posted on
04/02/2009 8:57:14 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
To: Monkey Face; Just another Joe
She was a sex researcher and he was hopeful ;o)
417
posted on
04/02/2009 8:58:27 AM PDT
by
Pippin
To: Darksheare; Monkey Face
Hhhm... Got Milk?
418
posted on
04/02/2009 8:58:57 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(1000110010101010100001001001111)
To: Monkey Face
Great.
Now I have a song stuck in my head.
419
posted on
04/02/2009 9:11:43 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face
Santa costume would work.
Sans would prolly get me a view of the end scene of Frankenstein.
420
posted on
04/02/2009 9:12:36 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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