Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie

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To: A_cool_guy

380 responses and not one person pulls out Tonto Kawolski?

C'mon people!

381 posted on 04/02/2009 8:36:05 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

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To: Just another Joe

Didn’t cross my mind.

But, now that my mind is crossed, it is now cross, and shall now curse at being cross.
Drat you mind crossing cross cursing mind maker.
:-D

382 posted on 04/02/2009 8:38:05 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)

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To: Monkey Face

You’ve been in the scotch again?

383 posted on 04/02/2009 8:39:20 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Darksheare

I told you, Darks!

384 posted on 04/02/2009 8:40:27 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Pippin

Heh heh heh.
Not my fault though.

385 posted on 04/02/2009 8:41:14 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)

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To: Darksheare; Just another Joe

Never mind Darks, Joe, his mind is alway crossed! LOL!

386 posted on 04/02/2009 8:42:20 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Darksheare

I saw you trying to confuse Joe

387 posted on 04/02/2009 8:43:21 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Just another Joe

OK. I’ll play Straight Man.
Who (or what) is Tonto Kawolski?

388 posted on 04/02/2009 8:43:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)

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To: A_cool_guy

389 posted on 04/02/2009 8:45:58 AM PDT by Old Professer (The critic writes with rapier pen, dips it twice, then writes again.)

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To: Pippin; Just another Joe

I’m always confused.
Especially when I’ve been awake for 24 straight.
Then it’s a real treat.

390 posted on 04/02/2009 8:46:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)

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To: Old Professer

Hi Professor!

391 posted on 04/02/2009 8:46:45 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Pippin; Darksheare

I saw you trying to confuse Joe

Virtually impossible task.

Now in real life maybe, but virtually impossible.

392 posted on 04/02/2009 8:46:53 AM PDT by Just another Joe (Warning: FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

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To: Darksheare; Just another Joe

Dazed and confused?

393 posted on 04/02/2009 8:47:32 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Pippin

TARDIS

394 posted on 04/02/2009 8:47:37 AM PDT by sionnsar (Iran Azadi | 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | "Also sprach Telethustra" - NonValueAdded)

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To: Just another Joe; Darksheare

Darks is another story all together ;o)

395 posted on 04/02/2009 8:48:37 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: sionnsar

OY! What now?

396 posted on 04/02/2009 8:49:16 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Just another Joe; Pippin

Android Joe is impervious to your feeble skills.

Normal Joe is busy sopping up coffee flavored keyboard additive.

Android Joe merely scoffs at your coffee ruse.

Normal Joe is looking into getting a new keyboard out of your hide.
(I can see this as one of those kids “See Spot Run” books.. only for today’s internet savvy kids.)

397 posted on 04/02/2009 8:49:20 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)

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To: sionnsar

Yes, you are. Very tardy. But we’ll forgive you. At least I will!

Morning, sion!

398 posted on 04/02/2009 8:50:18 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)

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To: Pippin; Just another Joe

Days of corn fuse, yes.
But I misplaced my keg of powder for the scarecrow launch.

399 posted on 04/02/2009 8:50:36 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)

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To: Darksheare

Read your tagline Darks

that's all I'm gonna say ;o)

400 posted on 04/02/2009 8:50:49 AM PDT by Pippin

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