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Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick

Tell James to put a sock in James’ mouf.
Your sanity is at steak.


361 posted on 04/02/2009 8:08:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face

Not a bad idea. It’s not like James’s socks are ever on their feet.


362 posted on 04/02/2009 8:08:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
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To: Darksheare

Nah. I’ll just tipe and see what comes out of my thinger tips. I may be pheasantly supplied.


363 posted on 04/02/2009 8:09:13 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Tax-chick

LOL!
Must be a guy-thing.


364 posted on 04/02/2009 8:10:01 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Darksheare; Lakeshark

ye talkin’ ‘bout Sharkey again?


365 posted on 04/02/2009 8:15:11 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face

Yum... steak.


366 posted on 04/02/2009 8:16:15 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)
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To: Darksheare; sionnsar; NicknamedBob

Relatively speaking, what are you on about?


367 posted on 04/02/2009 8:16:43 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Dead Corpse

Yum-yum...steak. Salad. Garlic bread. Wine. It’s not just for breakfast any more!


368 posted on 04/02/2009 8:18:27 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Dead Corpse

So it’s “Pixel-in-the-box” rthen :o)


369 posted on 04/02/2009 8:18:35 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

High their, Pippin.


370 posted on 04/02/2009 8:19:06 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face
Ferme votre bouche!

Je Mange mas petite repas matenant!

371 posted on 04/02/2009 8:19:52 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face

Low here, Face ;o)


372 posted on 04/02/2009 8:20:17 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

*whispers*
:this is a family thread, Pippin:

;o]


373 posted on 04/02/2009 8:21:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face
You understand French?

Even badly typed French?:

374 posted on 04/02/2009 8:22:29 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Pippin

Er...know.

I don’t even understand bedly tiped Englush.

*snert*
It’s jest won of those daze.


375 posted on 04/02/2009 8:25:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face
*sigh*

Transelation

Be quiet!

I just ate my breakfast!

376 posted on 04/02/2009 8:30:15 AM PDT by Pippin
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
Somebody has been in the lower levels early in the morning.
377 posted on 04/02/2009 8:30:46 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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To: Pippin

Ah. I drank mine! LOL!


378 posted on 04/02/2009 8:30:56 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Darksheare

Nothing like fresh kill.


379 posted on 04/02/2009 8:32:15 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I used to think I was indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.)
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To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse

And coffee too!

I can just see the dialogue with that image too.
“Oh look, a skigat-ziggurtu has escaped. *sip* BANG!”


380 posted on 04/02/2009 8:33:35 AM PDT by Darksheare (Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
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