Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
“SEEYA!”
So did I.
But it is good for lots of really truly BAD ideas.
LOL, relative dementions eh?
On a side note, I’m told that it is unethical for I (the ‘original’) to conduct experiments on the multiclones of I.
Anyone have any idea why this would be bad?
*coughs coffee out noffles*
Me?
Brainy?
Hardly.
I just dream REALLY big.
(I want my flying laser beam eyed armor plated sharks to be perfect before I unleash them.)
Aches and pains sometimes coming from dealing with the post human creations of the sublevels.
An extremely bad Rambo movie poof, only with maniacal laughter added.
The rogue creatures would do well to hide.
Ah, a connection that one can ‘dial’ and initialise.
I can foresee someone ‘drunk dialing’ the wrong room with hilarious results, or misdialing a connection to the storage closet of horrors.
Well, the roaming Undead Thread kinda fell on this thread for April.
(That in itself is a bit of an inside joke.)
Welcome to our current home, feel free to browse, add to the carnage, and let your hair down.*
*Said while holding own severed head at arms length “Hi Mom!”*
Pixel.
Now THAT’s a joke!
Good thing I was drinking anything when I read it.
;o]
So have I. At least she had a bed buddy. :o()
LOL!
Whoa. I thing I’ll go bak to bed.
The typso virus is making me to unsitely things with my wurdz.
Dipsey Blond is visiting Vegas. She takes a break from the casino and goes up to a Coke machine. She feeds in a dollar bill and selects her drink. Out pops her coke and her change for dollar plops into the slot. The blond pauses, fishes out another dollar, feeds it in, selects another soft drink. Out comes her drink and her change drops into the slot. She quickly feeds in a third dollar, then a fourth. Finally the guy behind her asks, “Hey, are you about done?” The blond turns and points to the change slot, “Back off! Can’t you see I’m winning?”
At least you weren’t at Wal-mart when that happened!
LOL!
Sew true! Good morning!
Guy is sitting in a bar, nursing a beer, watching the news on the TV. In walks Dipsey Blond and she orders her drink and watches the news along with him. The news cuts to a scene where a guy is standing on the ledge of a building. “You know,” says Dipsey Blond, “That guy looks like he’s about to jump.” “He does, doesn’t he,” replies the guy. “I’ll bet you $20 he doesn’t do it,” says Dipsey Blond. “You’re on,” says the guy. And no sooner to the words leave his mouth than the guy does a swan dive off the ledge and SMACK, hits the pavement. Dipsey Blond mutters a curse and starts fishing in her purse for a twenty. The guy starts laughing and says, “Put your money away. I’ve been here for a while and saw the same report on the early news. I can’t cheat you.” “I saw the same report earlier, too,” replied Dipsey Blond. “I just couldn’t believe he’d jump again.”
Good morning. James is screaming again.
;-)
Sorry ‘bout destroyin’ yer typing.
Of course, you could ask Sweets for one of her blue thingies and use it as an excuse for my typo virus induced typos.
I didn’t do it.
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