Post some good jokes

Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy

I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?

Thanks,

A_cool_guy

TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie

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To: A_cool_guy

bttt for jokes:)

321 posted on 04/01/2009 8:28:21 PM PDT by Peace Is Coming

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To: BooBoo1000

Ex-cellent!

322 posted on 04/01/2009 8:32:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")

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To: NicknamedBob

I love kenaf! Back before my parents sold the land in Missouri, I was trying to talk DP into moving there and growing kenaf, as well as goats.

323 posted on 04/02/2009 4:32:56 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)

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324 posted on 04/02/2009 4:34:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)

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To: Tax-chick

"I love kenaf! "

I know. We had a brief discussion about it three years ago.

325 posted on 04/02/2009 4:58:27 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")

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To: NicknamedBob

You have a memory like a computer!

Hmmm ....

326 posted on 04/02/2009 5:13:45 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)

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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob

Hhhmmm...

I've often thought that some of the trolls here on FR were little more than badly written shell scripts.

Maybe Bob is an example of a highly evolved heuristic forum bot.

Either that, or he's been taking notes.

327 posted on 04/02/2009 5:20:24 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (1000110010101010100001001001111)

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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; sionnsar; NicknamedBob; Darksheare; null and void; derllak; Lakeshark; ...

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY!

328 posted on 04/02/2009 5:36:52 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick

It’s an inside joke.

She’s read my books.

329 posted on 04/02/2009 5:38:33 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")

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To: SonOfPyrodex

LOL!

Here on the undead thread, expect ANYTHING!

330 posted on 04/02/2009 5:39:21 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Pippin

Hey, it ain’t that merry a morning here in Merryland.

331 posted on 04/02/2009 5:39:42 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")

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To: Tax-chick

Much needed!

332 posted on 04/02/2009 5:39:52 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Dead Corpse

Is the cat named Jack?

333 posted on 04/02/2009 5:41:12 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: BooBoo1000

LOL! Good one!

334 posted on 04/02/2009 5:41:58 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Pippin

You need some tomato snakes? I can send you a few! They’re not *all* named James.

It’s raining here. I need to go make sure some schoolwork is being done and plan a Girl Scouts meeting and write a shopping list.

335 posted on 04/02/2009 5:43:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)

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To: NicknamedBob

I was trying to ignore the foggy morning!

336 posted on 04/02/2009 5:43:38 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Tax-chick

Snakes!?

No! Way!

337 posted on 04/02/2009 5:44:49 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Pippin

Good Morning!

That better? See ya later; I’m off to plunder and pillage. I’ll be more cheerful after that.

338 posted on 04/02/2009 5:47:14 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (Panicked at seeing Scarecrow twitching and shaking, Dorothy unplugs the teleprompter. "Uh, um, er .")

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To: NicknamedBob

Have a good day plundering and pillaging!

339 posted on 04/02/2009 5:49:43 AM PDT by Pippin

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To: Pippin

Oh, well.

Seeya!

340 posted on 04/02/2009 5:49:46 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)

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