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Post some good jokes
Posted on 03/29/2009 7:41:27 PM PDT by A_cool_guy
I know some jokes, but I don't know any good political jokes!! Could everyone post some good jokes here?
Thanks,
A_cool_guy
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: comicrelief; freepun; humor; jokes; molassesmiasma; monkeyface; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; sionnsar; trolltimer; undeadthreadapril; zot; zotemifyougotem; zotthenewbie
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To: Tax-chick
I’ve run across a few of those on YouTube, and liked them so well, I put them on MySpace.
Nothing is as ridiculous as stupid people in large groups. The Hollywierd Lefties lead the pack, for sure.
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:50:54 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Cyber Liberty
...I’m at that dirty four-letter word that begins with “W.”Wonk? (Can I say that on here?)
*snort*
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:52:13 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/29/2009 8:54:57 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(Pretending the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in suspension.)
To: Cyber Liberty
2,544
posted on
04/29/2009 9:01:17 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
I think Mel Gibson is just weird and drunk, not a liberal. But anyway, his new girlfriend looks (multiple posters have observed) like a skinny Octomom.
2,545
posted on
04/29/2009 9:13:24 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Stay out of Mexico. Wash your hands. Keep your pigs outdoors.)
To: Tax-chick
That could be true. He’s certainly not as appealing (to me) as he once was. Seems film makers feel the same way.
2,546
posted on
04/29/2009 10:22:58 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Dead Corpse
A penguin was driving through the desert when her car broke down. She waddled to the nearest phone to call AAA. Her car was quickly towed to the nearest garage where the mechanic told her he would need a couple of hours to check things out.
The penguin, being a good natured bird, didn’t complain, and then wandered off to find the closest supermarket. She proceeded to the frozen foods section and hung out near the fish sticks. After a while she got into the freezer, next to the vanilla ice cream, and ate several gallons. Then she noticed the time and headed back to the garage, covered with ice cream.
The mechanic walked over to her, wiping his hands and shaking his head, and said, “It looks like you blew a seal.”
Blushing, the penguin replied, “Oh no! It’s just ice cream.”
To: Dead Corpse
Aawww... crap.
I killed the thread...
To: Dead Corpse
LOL!!
My son’s favorite joke!!
(He also likes The Fish Song!)
2,549
posted on
04/29/2009 2:14:12 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Dead Corpse
2,550
posted on
04/29/2009 2:14:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
Wow, you’re so old!
*ducking*
Seriously, Congrats!
2,551
posted on
04/29/2009 2:29:31 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
I’m WAY too young for THIS stuff!
2,552
posted on
04/29/2009 2:30:58 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
You’re young so you can enjoy it.
And buy gifts. LOL.
2,553
posted on
04/29/2009 2:33:09 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Dead Corpse
2,554
posted on
04/29/2009 2:34:44 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: fanfan
LOL!
I plan on it!! How much baby stuff can I buy in 8.5 months?
2,555
posted on
04/29/2009 2:35:03 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
04/29/2009 2:36:52 PM PDT
by
fanfan
(God, Bless America, please.)
To: Monkey Face
Congratulations Face! Laugh and cry! :-D
2,557
posted on
04/29/2009 3:30:54 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
Seems
this place suffers from some extreme dragonfly infestation.
Need some super RAID there.
2,558
posted on
04/29/2009 3:52:30 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: Monkey Face
Cry, then laugh maniacally as you formulate plans to inform the wee ones of the might of Anti-Claus.
2,559
posted on
04/29/2009 3:53:47 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Tar is cheap, and feathers are plentiful.)
To: fanfan
I’ll sure try, SIS!!
(Meaning: You’re the Great Aunt, so step up, here!)
2,560
posted on
04/29/2009 3:55:03 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Gravity always gets me down.)
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